The Turd Burglar MN

Name: The Turd Burglar MN
Address: Ham Lake, MN, 55304, US
Telephone: +16514919341

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Keeping Ham Lake fresh since day one! 💩
The Turd Burglar Portable Toilet Rentals delivers clean, dependable porta-potties for construction sites and events.

Fast, local, and proud to steal crappy service across the Twin Cities and surrounding areas! 🚽

10/15/2026

From backyard weddings, pumpkin patches and apple orchards to road construction, new home builds, roofing and remodels—we’ve been busy. 💪🚽

Word gets around when you actually show up and keep the toilets clean. 😎👊

One unit or a whole lineup we’ve got you covered.

The Turd Burglar
📞 651-491-9341
📧 [email protected]

09/12/2026

🚨 ANOTHER PORTABLE TOILET COMPANY BACKED OUT ON A 400+ PERSON EVENT 🚨

We got the call and told them, “We’ll be there in the morning

We were up at 3:30 a.m. cleaning and loading units, and by 6:30 a.m., all 10 porta potties were delivered, set up, and ready for the event at 7am

At The Turd Burglar, we don’t play games or give you the runaround. We’re not afraid of late nights or early mornings. We don’t make excuses—we show up and get the job done. 💪🚽

Clean units. Reliable service. No excuses.

When we say we’ll be there, we’ll be there.

Planning an event or tired of unreliable service?
You already know who to call. 😎

📞 651-491-9341
📧 [email protected]

09/05/2026

Once again, another jobsite is making the switch. 😎🚽

We just show up, keep ’em clean, and let the service speak for itself. 🧼

Looking for clean units and reliable weekly service? Give The Turd Burglar a call!

📞 651-491-9341

Also, while you’re here… check out a couple more construction & event drop-offs from this week! 👀

08/09/2026

Some guys offer “weekly service” apparently their weeks are 10–14 days long. 😂

At The Turd Burglar, weekly means EVERY WEEK.

💩 Pumped
🧻 Stocked
🧼 Cleaned
🚛 On schedule

Could you save a few bucks somewhere else? Absolutely. But when it’s 95° outside and that blue box hasn’t seen a service truck in two weeks… you’ll understand where those savings went. 😂

You can shop by price, or you can shop by service.

We’ll keep doing what we do best — showing up every week and keeping your jobsite toilets clean. 💩👊

The Turd Burglar — because “weekly service” shouldn’t need quotation marks. 😎

08/02/2026

If you’re looking for a reliable junk removal company, go give our friends over at Junk Bandits a call!

Whether it’s old furniture, construction debris, garage cleanouts, appliances, or just about anything else taking up space, they’ll get it loaded up and gone without the hassle.

We know the owners personally, and they’re hardworking, honest, and the kind of people we’re proud to recommend.

Let’s support another local small business! 👊

📞 Reach out to Junk Bandits for a free quote!

08/01/2026

Another week, another round of clean deliveries! 🚛🚽

From new construction and home remodels to road projects and upcoming events, we’re keeping job sites and gatherings stocked with clean, reliable portable toilets across the Twin Cities and surrounding areas.

A huge thank you to everyone who continues to trust The Turd Burglar. If you have a project starting soon or an upcoming event, now’s the time to get on the schedule before our units are spoken for.

📞 Call or message us today for a free quote.
💩 Clean, well-maintained units.
✅ Reliable weekly service.
👊 Owner-operated from start to finish.
★★★★★ 5-star rated by our customers.

07/11/2026

🚛💩 Another busy week at The Turd Burglar!

From construction sites to weddings, grad parties, and special events, we’ve been staying busy throughout Ham Lake and the surrounding areas.

We’re officially fully booked for the rest of the month! Huge thank you to all of our customers for keeping us busy. More units will be arriving soon to keep up with the demand!

The cleanest portable toilets don’t stay available for long. Thanks for proving it. 😎💩

📞 651-491-9341

✅ Clean
✅ Reliable
✅ Dependable

The Turd Burglar portable toilet rentals

06/14/2026

THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT! 🎉

Thank you to all of our customers for your continued business and support. Because of you, we’re officially fully booked for the rest of the month!

👀 Take a look at a few of this week’s drop-offs! From construction sites to events, we’ve been staying busy.

As we continue to grow, we’ll keep doing what got us here—providing the clean, dependable service our customers have come to expect and count on. 💩❤️

Thank you for supporting a local owner/operator business. We truly appreciate it!

✅ Clean
✅ Dependable
✅ Reliable

📞 651-491-9341
💩 The Turd Burglar Portable Toilet Rentals

05/26/2026

🇺🇸 Home of the free because of the brave.
Happy Memorial Day!

05/16/2026

Take a look at some clean drop-offs this week 👀

As more units come in and out, they’ll be getting some fresh new logos soon 🔥

At The Turd Burglar, we focus on one thing, reliable service and CLEAN units every single time.

✅ Serviced on time
✅ Owner/operator
✅ No cutting corners
✅ 5-star service across the board

A porta potty should be the LAST thing your crew or guests have to worry about.

📞 651-491-9341
💩 Clean • Reliable • Spacious

Address

Ham Lake, MN
55304

Telephone

+16514919341

Website

https://theturdburglarmn.com/

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