The Turd Burglar MN

10/22/2025

🚽💩 Hey Contractors — Your Crew Deserves Better Thrones! 💩🚽
If your current porta-potty looks like a crime scene… it’s time to call The Turd Burglar.
We’ll steal your crappy service and replace it with clean, stocked, jobsite-ready toilets that don’t make your guys gag.

✅ Fast, friendly, no-BS service
✅ Clean units every time
✅ Local Ham Lake company that actually shows up

👊 Message us today — let’s clean up your job site!
👉 www.theturdburglarmn.com 651-491-9341

Keeping Ham Lake fresh since day one! 💩
The Turd Burglar Portable Toilet Rentals delivers clean, dependable porta-potties for construction sites and events. Fast, local, and proud to steal crappy service across the Twin Cities and surrounding areas! 🚽

10/02/2025

🚽💩 Why Choose Turd Burglar Portable Toilet Rentals? Because your event deserves a laugh and a clean loo! 😂

Say goodbye to boring bathrooms and hello to the funniest throne in town! Whether you're
hosting a wedding, festival, or backyard BBQ, our portable toilets are not just functional—they’re a conversation starter.

✨ What Makes Us Stand Out?
- Cleanliness is Key: Our units are spotless and sanitized—no one wants a surprise in the bathroom!
- Hilarious Branding: Who wouldn’t want to tell their friends they used The Turd Burglar? It’s an experience, not just a toilet!
- Reliable Service: Punctual delivery and pick-up mean you can focus on the fun.
- Affordable Fun: Get top-notch service without breaking the bank!

Make your next event unforgettable! Rent from The Turd Burglar and let the good times roll (without any mess). 🎉💩 📞651-491-9341
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09/04/2025

Another new customer, switching to The Turd Burglar! Why settle? Get the service you and your crew deserve! We’re confident that once you try our service, you’ll never go back. We look forward to earning your business. When you’re ready for service that exceeds expectations, we’re ready for you!
📞651-491-9341
📧[email protected]

08/26/2025

Give us a call today for all your portable toilet needs whether it’s a jobsite or an event we got you covered no job is to big or too small!
📞 651-491-9341

07/30/2025

Give us a call for all your portable toilet needs!
📞651-491-9341

07/22/2025

We provide high quality, reliable Porta potties for any residential event, whether it’s a small gathering or a large celebration, our clean comfortable facilities ensure a hassle free experience for you and your guests! give us a call today!
📞651-491-9341
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06/01/2025

Give us a call for all your portable toilet needs whether it’s a job site or special event, Same day delivery available!
📞651-491-9341

07/13/2024

Give us a call for all portable toilet needs! 📞651-491-9341

07/11/2024

Another happy customer! Call today to get a quote on clean portable toilets for rent, same day delivery available!

04/23/2024

Another happy customer! Call today to get a quote for clean portable toilet rentals!

03/12/2024

Clean portable toilets for rent! Same day delivery available call for quote today!

03/09/2024

Another happy customer! Call today to get a quote on clean portable toilet rentals.