M & K Porta Potties

07/04/2025

💥 We Handle Explosive Situations... Just Not Like This

Yes, our toilets are built tough. Yes, they’ve seen things. But no, they’re not meant to double as firework launch pads. 🧨🚽

Someone lit up the inside of one of our units this week. Twice. 😑

So here’s your friendly summer PSA:
Destroy the throne the natural way, not the pyrotechnic way. 😉

Treat others’ property right and maybe aim your fireworks at the sky, not the seat.

Happy 4th of July from all of us at M&K Porta Potties! 🇺🇸
Stay safe, stay respectful, and keep it classy out there.

Portable toilet hire

07/02/2025

🎉💩 We Have a Winner! 💩🎉

After a month of riddles, rhymes, and some serious sniffing around town, the June Poo-Fessional Scavenger Hunt has come to a victorious close! 🏆🧻

Congratulations to Katherine Campos, who cracked the clues, followed the scent, scanned the secret throne, and name was drawn to claim the $200 cash prize! 💵👏

So… where was it hiding?

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

The hidden unit was tucked away at Richard's West Park!!!!!

Thank you to everyone who joined the hunt, scanned the clues, and kept it classy in the pursuit of porta-potty glory! Stay tuned—M&K Porta Potties has more fun, games, and giveaways in the future!

👉 Be sure to follow us for the next chance to flush away with cash!

06/23/2025

It's time for the LAST clue for the June Poo-Fessional Scavenger Hunt brought to you by M&K Porta Potties!

A brand-new throne is hiding in town,
So grab your wits and hunt it down.
It’s new, it’s sleek, it’s placed with pride—
And $200 waits inside.
Find the code and make your claim—
But keep it secret to win the game.

Need a hint? Just scan any M&K Porta Potties thrones and a bonus clue will be shown on your phone!!!!

Week 1 Clue
Where numbers climb past forty-five,
The trees grow tall and parks survive.
West of the line that bears “four-seven,”
A gray seat waits beneath green heaven.
No city hum, no siren's song—
But park-side peace where pines belong.

Week 2 Clue
There’s more than one way to roll on through,
But only one holds the hidden clue.
Of four ways in where work gets done,
It's the third you’ll want—ignore the other ones.
Just west of that, where branches sway,
The pewter throne hides in the gray.

Week 3 Clue
Not north, not east—but facing sun,
This door awaits the clever one.
A silver skin, a southern stare,
It waits for one with time to spare.
No sound, no sign, no flash or fame—
Just stillness wins this subtle game.

Week 4 Clue
Between the trees and streets so neat,
There lies a place for rest, not fleet.
It’s not the show, it’s not the splash,
But stillness here could bring you cash.
The bark may shade, the breeze may shift—
But only scans will make the gift.

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How to Win:

1. Scan the Code
Find the hidden unit and scan the QR code on the door.

2. Enter the Hunt
Select “I’m entering the Poo-Fessional Hunt” when prompted.

3. Be Entered to Win
You’ll be placed in a random drawing for $200 cash.

Want better odds?
Keep the secret to yourself. The fewer who enter… the better your chances to flush away with the prize!

Portable toilet hire

06/19/2025

🚽 We’re Doing Our Part,Will You Help Us Out? 💙

Let’s be honest—porta potties don’t always have the best reputation. At M&K Porta Potties, we’re working hard to change that by providing clean, sanitized, and well-maintained units at every event we serve.

We’re also always looking for ways to go above and beyond for our community. Recently, during a local convention, we added feminine hygiene dispensers based on feedback from attendees. The response was overwhelmingly positive, and we were glad to help meet a real need!

Unfortunately, during this morning’s cleaning at the Grand Forks Fair, we discovered one of those dispensers had been vandalized.

We know that the vast majority of people appreciate and respect the effort that goes into keeping these units clean and comfortable. But incidents like this make it harder for everyone.

👉 We’re asking for your help:
— Please share this post to help spread the word that vandalism like this is not okay.
— Talk with your kids and help them understand the importance of respecting shared spaces.

We’ll keep doing our part to raise the standard—thanks for doing yours! 💪

06/17/2025

It's time for the third clue for the June Poo-Fessional Scavenger Hunt brought to you by M&K Porta Potties!

A brand-new throne is hiding in town,
So grab your wits and hunt it down.
It’s new, it’s sleek, it’s placed with pride—
And $200 waits inside.
Find the code and make your claim—
But keep it secret to win the game.

Need a hint? Just scan any M&K Porta Potties thrones and a bonus clue will be shown on your phone!!!!

Week 1 Clue
Where numbers climb past forty-five,
The trees grow tall and parks survive.
West of the line that bears “four-seven,”
A gray seat waits beneath green heaven.
No city hum, no siren's song—
But park-side peace where pines belong.

Week 2 Clue
There’s more than one way to roll on through,
But only one holds the hidden clue.
Of four ways in where work gets done,
It's the third you’ll want—ignore the other ones.
Just west of that, where branches sway,
The pewter throne hides in the gray.

Week 3 Clue
Not north, not east—but facing sun,
This door awaits the clever one.
A silver skin, a southern stare,
It waits for one with time to spare.
No sound, no sign, no flash or fame—
Just stillness wins this subtle game.

Portable toilet hire

06/09/2025

It's time for second clue for the June Poo-Fessional Scavenger Hunt brought to you by M&K Porta Potties!

A brand-new throne is hiding in town,
So grab your wits and hunt it down.
It’s new, it’s sleek, it’s placed with pride—
And $200 waits inside.
Find the code and make your claim—
But keep it secret to win the game.

Need a hint? Just scan any M&K Porta Potties thrones and a bonus clue will be shown on your phone!!!!

Week 1 Clue
Where numbers climb past forty-five,
The trees grow tall and parks survive.
West of the line that bears “four-seven,”
A gray seat waits beneath green heaven.
No city hum, no siren's song—
But park-side peace where pines belong.

Week 2 Clue
There’s more than one way to roll on through,
But only one holds the hidden clue.
Of four ways in where work gets done,
It's the third you’ll want—ignore the other ones.
Just west of that, where branches sway,
The pewter throne hides in the gray.

Portable toilet hire

06/03/2025

We have drawn the winner for the May Poo-Fessional Scavenger Hunt!

And the winner is......
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Susan Belcourt!!!!!! (We will contact you to get you your cash!)

Thank you everyone for joining the search! Be on the lookout for the clues for the June Hunt! May's winning porta potty was located at Ray Richard's Golf course. Good job to all those that guessed it correctly.

06/03/2025

It's time for the June Poo-Fessional Scavenger Hunt brought to you by M&K Porta Potties!

A brand-new throne is hiding in town,
So grab your wits and hunt it down.
It’s new, it’s sleek, it’s placed with pride—
And $200 waits inside.
Find the code and make your claim—
But keep it secret to win the game.

Need a hint? Just scan any M&K Porta Potties thrones and a bonus clue will be shown on your phone!!!!

Week 1 Clue
Where numbers climb past forty-five,
The trees grow tall and parks survive.
West of the line that bears “four-seven,”
A gray seat waits beneath green heaven.
No city hum, no siren's song—
But park-side peace where pines belong.

Portable toilet hire

05/30/2025

Only three people have scanned the correct porta potty, which makes your chance of winning super high!!! The contest ends Sunday, so make sure you get out there this weekend and find it and scan it! Here's the full list of clues as a reminder.

When nature calls, don’t turn and run—
A hidden throne could lead to fun.
Somewhere in Grand Forks hides the prize,
But only if you’re sharp and wise.
It’s not the flash, it’s not the show,
It waits where only few may go.
Wide and still, not built for speed,
It’s made for pause and every need.
Each week we’ll drop a cryptic clue—

The pros of poo have laid their plan,
A hidden throne awaits your scan.
Where traffic hums and grass grows wide,
A quiet seat begins to hide.
Not far from routes where engines purr,
And wheels roll west on old Demers.

No crowds, no bleachers, no ticketed seat,
Just footsteps falling soft and neat.
There's motion here, but nothing loud,
A kind of calm that draws a crowd.
Some swing with purpose, some just stroll—
Each chasing quiet, each playing a role.
Look for the space where pace slows down...
And something waits without a sound.

I’m not the flash, I’m not the show,
I stand beside, where few will go.
My door swings wide, my frame is true,
I make more space for those who do.
I wait with pride, though not in gold—
My purpose speaks, both strong and bold.
Not built for speed, but built with care—
A royal seat that’s always fair.

If numbers speak in rhyming code,
Then solve this riddle down the road:
Take ten, then drop what came before—
That leaves you nothing, and nothing more.
Then think of spies and license to thrill,
The digits that bond with a license to kill.
The last one stands both bold and fine,
One short of ten, and ends the line.

05/26/2025

It’s time for the last clue in the Poo-Fessional Scavenger Hunt, brought to you by M&K Porta Potties!

A secret blue throne is hiding somewhere in Grand Forks, and if you find it, your on the way to $200 cash! Scan the QR Code in the Hidden Port Potty and choose the Poo-Fessional Scavenger Hunt in the drop down for your chance to win!

- Clue 5 -
If numbers speak in rhyming code,
Then solve this riddle down the road:
Take ten, then drop what came before—
That leaves you nothing, and nothing more.

Then think of spies and license to thrill,
The digits that bond with a license to kill.
The last one stands both bold and fine,
One short of ten, and ends the line.

Portable toilet hire

05/19/2025

It’s time for the next clue in the Poo-Fessional Scavenger Hunt, brought to you by M&K Porta Potties!

A secret blue throne is hiding somewhere in Grand Forks, and if you find it, your on the way to $200 cash!

- Clue Four -

I’m not the flash, I’m not the show,
I stand beside, where few will go.
My door swings wide, my frame is true,
I make more space for those who do.
I wait with pride, though not in gold—
My purpose speaks, both strong and bold.
Not built for speed, but built with care—
A royal seat that’s always fair.

05/14/2025

Adding another 100 units for this event season. We focus on keeping our units clean, fresh, and updated. Thank you Titan Assembly LLC for making this task easy for us so we can continue to stay on track with servicing our current and future customers. We appreciate your service from your team! We welcome you back next time!