08/20/2025
While we recognize Playa Weenies’ long-standing sausage supremacy and deeply respect their brat-based bureaucracy, we must respectfully decline their cease and deezist.
Our meat missiles have already been launched. The condiments have been chosen. The buns are hot and the stakes are higher than a Deep Playa art car on Thursday morning.
But in the spirit of radical inclusion (and radical indigestion), we extend an open bun. Let us not beef, but instead link arms in juicy solidarity. Join us at sunset—there’s room on this mustard-smeared dance floor for all flavors. Join us at sunset.
Let’s meat in the middle. 🌭✨🔥
