04/09/2019
Hey y’all it’s Jimbo, your favorite new age anti-hero, here to announce we are looking to add to the freak show. These are the talents we are looking for, preferably one person that can do all these things perfectly, but we are willing to look at more practical approaches if the situation requires. These positions are part time, seasonal, and/or bid jobs that can potentially work into full time gigs with the proper motivation and ability to work for a dictatorship. Please message me if you are at a journeyman level in one or more of the following skilllz.
-Photography; this is currently an on demand/as needed position. We will need photography of artists, venues, shows, progress pictures, etc and these terms can be negotiated. This position demands a tradesman that can handle the photo(s) from concept to completion. Thought to Cover photo or gallery wall, etc.
-Artist; this position is best suited for someone that is capable of painting, designing and applying visual arts to walls, ceilings, floors, paper, etc. The ability to work on varying surfaces and conditions is mandatory. This person will be asked to draw conceptual designs from just the thought of a thought and will be highly criticized for not perfecting it with little direction. The ability to work with various types of art materials is a base level entry skill for this position.
-Bartenders; We are currently filling full and part time positions at our venue, Altered Frequencies. AF will have a private indoor bar and club and an outdoor semi private bar and club. We expect professionalism and exceptionalism only. People deserve to be treated the way they treat you, wait, what? I meant, The customer is always right....until they’re not, and then they really aren’t, and at that point we got your back, and they couldn’t be more wrong.
Hard working, intelligent, loyal people only apply. These positions pay real wages and a tip will be what it was meant to be.
-Bus person; Must also be able to help serve drinks, work a broom, mop, duster, pick up trash, rap a little, anything anyone else needs done short of whatever nasty thing you’re thinking right now.
-Security; Must be a Navy Seal or equal. Multiple felonies on your record is a bonus. Extra money for every visible face or neck tattoo. Must have proof of gang affiliation.
PM me for a meeting. Thanks so much.