Three Little Birds Breakfast Truck

05/29/2026

Good afternoon, Triornithophiliacs!

We have a graduation tomorrow, so we will be leaving the Cape Coral Farmers' Market around 11.

Now that the busy season has ended, our lines are short and fast, so come out early and enjoy the breakfast you’ve been craving.

05/16/2026

Good morning, Southwest Florida!

We are back with the cool kids in the main lot at the Cape Coral Farmers' Market. You can find us at the east end of the market.

03/14/2026

Good morning, Cape Coral Farmers' Market!
She doesn’t know I’m posting this, but it’s Amanda’s birthday today! Be sure to come see us and wish her a great one!

02/21/2026

You may have noticed we are no longer employing our beepers. They aren’t that loud, and their range is… ambitious at best.

So we’re going old school and calling names. You don’t have to use your real name. In fact, please don’t. Let’s get funny.

Gary?!

01/31/2026

01/31/2026

Internal warming provided tomorrow at the Sanibel Island Farmers Market from 9-1. Yes, we will be there!

01/28/2026

Due to the very cold temperatures this morning, we will be serving extra hot gravy on our freshly baked biscuits and in our loaded Warren’s Wrap at the Lakes Park Farmers Market today from 9a-1p.

Penguins are birds… right?

01/17/2026

See you tomorrow Cape!

Bundle up!

Officers in Boulder, Colorado responded to complaints about an "excessively loud party with live music and dozens of people" in a residential neighborhood, expecting to shut down an out-of-control gathering but instead discovering Michael Patterson was hosting a fully catered 5th birthday party for his rescue chicken, Lady Clucksworth, complete with a live band and 60 costumed guests.

The backyard celebration featured a stage with a three-piece acoustic band, catered appetizers, a custom chicken-sized birthday cake made from seeds and mealworms, and guests wearing formal attire – many in chicken-themed accessories. Lady Clucksworth wore a tiny party hat and presided over the event from a decorated perch.

Officer Jennifer Martinez arrived expecting drunk college students but found a surprisingly sophisticated gathering of adults celebrating a chicken. "Everyone was over 30," Martinez reported. "They had champagne, fancy cheese plates, and a DJ taking requests. The chicken had her own spotlight. It was the most organized party I've ever been called to shut down."

Patterson explained that Lady Clucksworth had been rescued from a factory farm and the annual birthday party was a fundraiser for farm animal sanctuaries, having raised $12,000 this year. All permits were in order, but the band had exceeded noise ordinance levels.

"I've broken up house parties, raves, and wedding receptions," Martinez said. "This is my first chicken quinceañera – I mean, birthday party. The chicken seemed to genuinely enjoy it." Patterson was issued a warning for noise levels but allowed to continue with reduced volume. Lady Clucksworth received toys and a new heated perch as gifts.
Boulder Police Department posted: "Noise complaint resolved. Party for chicken. 60 guests attended. Best-behaved party we've ever supervised. Chicken received more birthday gifts than most humans. Lady Clucksworth: living her best life."



SOURCES: Boulder Police Department, Daily Camera, Officer Martinez statement, Michael Patterson interview