09/30/2025
I need you to bless me with your vote in the final round. It is my destiny to become the USA Mullet Champion
My mullet was born in the summer of 2012 when I wanted to p**s off my boss at Jimmy John’s. I decided to keep it after playing rugby sevens and feeling the cool breeze on the top of my scalp whilst simultaneously feeling my mane fluttering in the wind like the American Flag. The Father Mullet nick...