Classy Gorilla Singing Telegrams

02/13/2026

This might be the first time Classy Gorilla has received a Valentine while also delivering one! Thank you!

We just delivered our first singing Valentine for this year, and still have availability for tomorrow if you're looking for a last-minute idea!

02/08/2026

Happy Valentine's Week!

If you'd like to schedule a singing valentine, be sure to send your details in as quick as you can so that we can get the days plans sorted!

Also, let's go Seahawks!

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10/12/2025

Is the Great Pumpkin leaving you waiting in the pumpkin patch? The Classy Gorilla will never let you down!

If you've got a last-minute birthday or other event in the Portland area, we'll be down there and have availability today and tomorrow, which means you have the rare chance to get a delivery down there while skipping the travel charge!

After that, we'll be back back home again in Seattle / Tacoma

09/30/2025

Another five star review for Classy Gorilla, this one for one of my interesting special request gift options: a case of spam!

If there's something special you'd like with your singing telegram, let me know, and I'll do whatever I can to make it happen!

Also, we're celebrating 14 years of singing telegrams, and I'm forever grateful that you've continued to make me a part of your celebrations for all these years!

03/31/2025

Happy birthday to Lady Mary, and thank you for letting me help celebrate with you!

03/16/2025

More five star reviews for Classy Gorilla! Thank you again for bringing me back!

"All the stars- Nathaniel delivered the best performance for my husband’s birthday while I was out of town. I’m incredibly happy and thankful. He was stellar to work with and just wonderful. 12/10 rating and highly recommended. Thank you, Classy Gorilla! - Joey E."

"We have hired him twice! He is on time and does a great job bringing joy to whatever event you hire him for. Great communication beforehand through the whole process he makes it easy to schedule. We definitely will be hiring him again in the future. He is our go-to guy when it comes to telegrams. - Katie N."

03/16/2025

I'm feeling very grateful today that I've been able to bring these moments of joy and whimsy to peoples lives for all these years - thanks again to all of you who have let me be a part of your celebrations, and here's to many more to come!

02/13/2025

Valentines' Day is tomorrow, but there's still time to schedule your singing valentine!

There's lots to worry about these days, but Classy Gorilla hopes to be able to offer some moments of joy and whimsy to help counteract all of the darkness and fear out there!

Let us know how we can help!

Also, if you're on Bluesky, Classy Gorilla just made a page over there: https://bsky.app/profile/classygorilla.com

02/07/2025

Valentine's Day is one week away! Send in your requests for singing valentine's ASAP so we can get you on the calendar!

12/01/2024

"This man pulled it out for me on a last second jam. It was after 11pm the night before when it was set up and I paid. He was there on time, had the amazing energy that I can only imagine it would take for this job. Nailed the whole show, singing, gifts, you name it.
I would highly recommend anyone to give this guy call for any party type or surprise you may need." - Adam B

Thanks for bringing me in, and for the five star review!

09/21/2024

Classy Gorilla is thirteen years old today! What sort of antics will we get up to now that we're officially entering our rebellious teenage years!?

09/07/2024

For the first time since 2020, my car is looking like the Gorillamobile again! If you see me around town, feel free to say hello!