Classy Gorilla Singing Telegrams

05/09/2026

"Five stars!
Made a Mother’s Day to remember!" - Cherry Street Bengals

It's not too late to wish someone a happy mother's day with a singing gorilla!

04/23/2026

Two new five-star reviews!

"Great singer, punctual, and super funpressional. We surprised my boss for his Birthday and an absolute hit. Would totally book again." - Kimmi N

"amazing!! he was able to fit in a verrrry last minute (same day) request, was on time and super communicative throughout. my sister loved her telegram. can't recommend him enough!!" - Banjo St. James

03/21/2026

Lately most of my orders have been coming in through GigSalad or other middleman websites, which means that folks are paying more and I'm getting paid less. If you or people you know are looking for a singing telegram, please contact me directly instead of going through other websites!

Also, I know that lots of folks are struggling financially these days, and unfortunately the singing telegram budget is one of the first to go on the list of necessary cuts.

I don't want this to be a service only for the wealthy, so I'm trying to figure out ways to make things more accessible, perhaps with needs-based discounts or other deals. If you have suggestions, I am open to ideas!

02/13/2026

This might be the first time Classy Gorilla has received a Valentine while also delivering one! Thank you!

We just delivered our first singing Valentine for this year, and still have availability for tomorrow if you're looking for a last-minute idea!

02/08/2026

Happy Valentine's Week!

If you'd like to schedule a singing valentine, be sure to send your details in as quick as you can so that we can get the days plans sorted!

Also, let's go Seahawks!

Send a message to learn more

10/12/2025

Is the Great Pumpkin leaving you waiting in the pumpkin patch? The Classy Gorilla will never let you down!

If you've got a last-minute birthday or other event in the Portland area, we'll be down there and have availability today and tomorrow, which means you have the rare chance to get a delivery down there while skipping the travel charge!

After that, we'll be back back home again in Seattle / Tacoma

09/30/2025

Another five star review for Classy Gorilla, this one for one of my interesting special request gift options: a case of spam!

If there's something special you'd like with your singing telegram, let me know, and I'll do whatever I can to make it happen!

Also, we're celebrating 14 years of singing telegrams, and I'm forever grateful that you've continued to make me a part of your celebrations for all these years!

03/31/2025

Happy birthday to Lady Mary, and thank you for letting me help celebrate with you!

03/16/2025

More five star reviews for Classy Gorilla! Thank you again for bringing me back!

"All the stars- Nathaniel delivered the best performance for my husband’s birthday while I was out of town. I’m incredibly happy and thankful. He was stellar to work with and just wonderful. 12/10 rating and highly recommended. Thank you, Classy Gorilla! - Joey E."

"We have hired him twice! He is on time and does a great job bringing joy to whatever event you hire him for. Great communication beforehand through the whole process he makes it easy to schedule. We definitely will be hiring him again in the future. He is our go-to guy when it comes to telegrams. - Katie N."

03/16/2025

I'm feeling very grateful today that I've been able to bring these moments of joy and whimsy to peoples lives for all these years - thanks again to all of you who have let me be a part of your celebrations, and here's to many more to come!