20/11/2025
I think these are all the characters. Now I have to go out and re-organize all the costumes and wigs. It's chaos in the costume closet!
Mud Flap Momma
Bold, brash, and big-hearted — married to Cleetus, sass for days, laugh that rattles porch rails, keeps him in line, hunts drama like he hunts Big Foot.
Cleetus
Mud Flap’s husband, full-on redneck logic, conspiracy theories, hunts Big Foot, possibly thinks possums are spirit animals.
Skeeter
Married to Star Struck Momma but hates it, constantly flirtatious, dreams of mountain women, tiny, twitchy, missing teeth, definitely missing facts.
City Joyce
Total snob with a tiny bit of empathy, major coffee snob, looks down on country life.
Gypsy Rose
Fortune-teller meets festival queen. Glitters, twirls, sees visions real or imagined.
FeeBee J’anus (the J is silent... sort of)
Always whining, miserable, lives to make others unhappy.
Sheriff Brown
Thinks he’s in charge, always one step behind, slimy flirt, full of confidence anyway.
Debbie Downer
Rain cloud in boots, sucks the fun out of parties, obsessed with Nightmare Before Christmas.
Big Foot
Elusive, mysterious, may or may not just be Skeeter in a ghillie suit.
Betty Jo
Sweet Auntie, brings casseroles and compliments, would never judge out loud, favorite saying: bless your heart.
Sparky Sparkle
Thinks she’s a top-tier makeup influencer, more glitter than skill, Jeffree Star beware.
Hot Flash Helen
In the middle of a moment 24/7, sass, one eyebrow raised, always fanning herself.
Ruby Rebel
Ditz with a wink, thinks everyone wants her number, probably flirted with a mailbox once.
Arlene
Full-blown Karen, permanent scowl, laminated list of complaints, manager in sight.
Bully Beelzabutt
A bully, plain and simple.
Mary Jane
All about peace, love, and happiness, always mellow and relaxed, carries good vibes wherever she goes.
Star Struck Momma
Mom of 22 kids and stopped counting, internet-famous overachiever, completely devoted to family life, blind to Skeeter’s shortcomings, jealous of attention others get.
Jailbird Jenny
Always has a warrant out for her arrest, sassy, trouble follows her.
Lockup Larry
Dumb as a box of rocks, will do anything Jailbird Jenny tells him.
Peaches, da Pimp
Thinks she’s a Latina rap star, all about glamour, swagger, and flashy outfits.
Tall Tale Tammy
Exaggerator extraordinaire, everything is a lie, can’t tell the truth to save her life.
