The Reaper's Touch

10/04/2026

Death getting his grove on while waiting for more people to come join him for photos. , ,

10/04/2026

Here are a couple of photos of the crew today at Breakfast with the Reaper. Death Before Decaf!
Witches Brew Coffee Co.

10/02/2026

🖤 **KRAMPUS KLAUS** 🖤
*Part Krampus. Part Christmas enthusiast. 100% Utah.*

**Age:** Old enough to know Santa personally.
**Location:** Utah, but spiritually somewhere near the North Pole. 📍
**Relationship Status:** Single and accepting applications.
**Looking For:** Someone who appreciates a man who can rock both horns AND a holiday sweater.

**About Me:**
I'm Krampus Klaus. I enjoy Christmas, long winter nights, excessive amounts of decorations, and reminding people that Santa isn't the only one keeping track of who's been naughty.

**My Love Language:**
🎁 Thoughtful gifts
🔔 Excessive bell usage
🍪 Bringing cookies
👀 Keeping a very detailed naughty list

**Ideal Date:**
Christmas lights, hot chocolate, a drive through the snow, and stopping somewhere quiet so I can dramatically stare into the distance while my bells jingle.

**Green Flags:**
✔️ Loves Christmas
✔️ Knows how to wrap a present
✔️ Can carry a large sack without complaining
✔️ Appreciates seasonal traditions
✔️ Doesn't ask what's in the sack

**Red Flags:**
🚩 Starts Christmas music before Thanksgiving
🚩 Has opinions about Santa
🚩 Keeps a naughty list longer than necessary
🚩 Has been banned from at least one mall

**Turn-Ons:**
Christmas spirit.
Good manners.
Warm fireplaces.
Someone who looks good in a scarf.

**Turn-Offs:**
People who say, “Christmas is overrated.”

**Fun Fact:**
Krampus Klaus claims he has personally met Santa.

Santa has declined to comment.

**Relationship Requirement:**
You must be comfortable with random bells appearing in your home, suspicious hoofprints in the snow, and receiving presents that may or may not be a warning.

💬 **Think you can handle Krampus Klaus?**
Tell him your best Christmas pickup line.

Just be warned: **he's taking notes.** 📝🔔

09/26/2026

At Fan X Salt Lake City today. Come find me.

09/04/2026

09/04/2026

The Secret Of The Red Coat


Once upon a time, humans knew him as Father Christmas, and he was often pictured in green.
So what happened?
Why did the old green coat become the great red coat we know today?


And why did he gift me with one to wear too?
Oh, I know what you're thinking.
The soda company.
They would certainly like you to believe that.
But no.
The secret of the red coat is much older than advertisements.
Red is a power color.
Among the old peoples, red was the color of strength, protection, fire, blood, and life. It was a color that announced, I am not prey.
And there is something else humans have forgotten.
Joy needs defending.
Those of us who spend our time protecting children, keeping the old traditions alive, and carrying joy into the darkest part of the year sometimes find ourselves noticed by things that would rather see that joy extinguished.
Dark things.
Hungry things.
Things that thrive where hope has been forgotten.
That is why Nicky's coat is red.
And that is why mine is too.
You see, people sometimes wonder why Krampus would wear the same color as Santa.
They assume it must be some sort of rivalry.
Quite the opposite.
We have different jobs, but we protect many of the same things.
When you seek to spread joy, sometimes you must be strong enough to defend it.
When you seek to defend joy, you sometimes need a little protection yourself.
The red coat is not merely festive.
It is a warning.
A promise.
A shield.
So the next time you see Santa in that great red coat, remember:
He isn't wearing red because someone decided it looked good on a Christmas card.
And certainly not because a soda company invented it.
He wears it because joy is worth protecting.
And if you happen to see a certain horned fellow wearing red beside him...
Well.
You may rest assured that the old protections are still working.
— Krampus

07/12/2026

If you are needing a spook for hire this coming season, now is the time to reserve one of our characters!

07/11/2026

06/07/2026

Ghosts in the Graveyard.

04/16/2026

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