Toxlab Vapes

06/07/2016

06/07/2016

ODDMALL: EMPORIUM OF THE WEIRD
just went off, and man-oh-man did they have good stuff aplenty! This print of Audrey Hepburn in Kiss makeup became mine. That night I rode in, slapped it on the wall, put on my spiked goggles, snapped a picture, then filtered the hell out of it. Looks like she's about to leap off the matte.

05/11/2016

Take our freedom of choice away and stuff the to***co pimps full of blood money. We've all seen how effective prohibition is. This beast can't be muzzled. Your efforts will spur on advancements in the industry and we will v**e on.

05/06/2016

IT'S TIME TO GETCHA SQUONK ON!

Introducing The Horde mini squonk box. What's a squonk? It's a mech mod with a hole in the center of the build deck that has a bottom feeding reservoir you "squonk" to introduce juice to the coil. Kanger has introduced a simplified version of this that uses a regulated mod.

The Horde runs on an 18350 battery and has a dual coil deck. It has a hefty outer casing and an internal 10ml bottle.

Right now The Horde is available as a complete kit: A wooden chest container, the mod itself, a second drip tube, two 1.0 Ohm kanthal coils (Manufacturer recommended Ohm reading is 0.5-0.7), a sheet of Muji cotton, a new Efest 18350 700 mAh 10.5A battery, a battery safety box, v**e bands, and a 15ml glass skull bottle of e-liquid in 0, 3, or 6 mg ni****ne.

Regular price is $34.99, but anyone ordering through this page will get 10% off, plus FREE USPS SHIPPING!

Just email toxlabv**[email protected] with 'squonk' in the header, and put your name, full address, and nic strength in the body. We will then send you a PayPal.me link for the total. Anyone buying today or tomorrow will get their items shipped on Saturday.

*****WARNING*****

THIS DEVICE IS UNREGULATED, AND IS INTENDED FOR USE BY EXPERIENCED V**ERS. THE BUILD DECK CANNOT BE PUT ON AN OHM METER; ****THE MANUFACTURER RECOMMENDS A RESISTANCE OF 0.5-0.7 OHM.**** USE AN OHM'S LAW CALCULATOR TO DETERMINE AMPS AND A COIL CALCULATOR TO DETERMINE RESISTANCE OF HOMEMADE COILS.

REMOVE BATTERY AND STORE IN SAFETY BOX WHEN NOT IN USE. USE A CHARGER INTENDED FOR THESE CELLS.

NO WARRANTY IS IMPLIED OR GIVEN FOR THIS DEVICE; INCOMING UNITS HAVE BEEN CHECKED FOR DEFECTS UPON ARRIVAL AND HAVE BEEN FOUND TO BE IN GOOD WORKING ORDER.

03/20/2016

It's about harm reduction. It's about adult substances and freedom of choice. It's about education, advocacy, and making to***co users less likely to take in combustion carcinogens without a second thought. It's about decreasing dependence on billion dollar death merchants and learning to enjoy the build as much as the results. It's about calling attention to junk science foisted onto us in two minute TV blips. It's about fellowship and community. It's about that first time you realize you went the whole day without a v**e and reflecting on the times you got up in the middle of the night to smoke. It's many people self policing the industry and manufacturers following the voices.

It's about warm, dense fog.

V**e life, yo.

03/05/2016

I've got the warm fuzzies, people! Unsolicited plug ahead.

I happened to meet Greg Gilifan, another PacNW blender. His Snob Juice line is going out for $10/30ml, with free shipping over $15, and a coupon on the site for social media participation. It's a steal. No question. His Soco flavor is a Southern Comfort and Coke blend.
Anxiously awaiting the mail to try that!
liquivana.com

He's a believer in advocacy and education. Every v**er should be informed, and have a handle on safe gear use, battery safety, an understanding of resistance and Ohm's Law, and proper juice storage and handling.

An experienced user who advocates helps explain the benefits of va**ng over cigarette smoking, the flavor components that may be avoided or removed over health concerns, and a focus on the regulation and banning of va**ng happening right now.

Please, spend some time supporting craft microbusiness, and spread the word about va**ng. We're growing in numbers despite the efforts to stamp us out. We don't need to give our money to big to***co. Instead we can give it to individuals making liquid art. That's Greg. Give him a shout. liquivana.com

Home of SnobJuice by Liquivana V**e. Max VG for Max Clouds with no added sweeteners or dye/coloring. V**e Healthy / Extend Coil Life.

02/12/2016

AAAAARGH NOOO!

Phone died. Contacts lost. Many sads. Grammar poor.

If you're a member of the small but mega awesome group of v**ers who have purchased from me in the past, please text me so that I may maintain the love that I feel holding a digital device full of people I seek to HYP-MO-TIZE with my flavors! Remember I do made to order batches to your flavor preferences, and want to mix your all day v**e. Always on the lookout for gear as well, so contact me no matter if you're after a cigarette like experience or want to chase clouds.

Some interesting developments are on the horizon, so Everett v**ers get ready!

11/11/2015

Tasty V**e acessory

11/11/2015

It's a 10ml juice box!

11/05/2015

IT BEGINS

Another batch flavor release, my friends. IMMA MAKE THE SAUCE!!

It's at the very earliest phase, so there's a lot of planning individual formulas before the goods arrive and I can cook, baby cook!

Couple sneak peeks: All plastic bottles. No glass.

Special effects. Additions that may not have flavor of their own, but impart taste altering results. One changes your taste perception for a moment. That's like a super power. And no, no caffeine added, mostly because I've been told it has a higher vaporization temp than a mod can provide.

Two things: Chocolate and tropical. I have a deep love affair with Capella's Fudge Brownie V2 as my go to chocolate, and I'm gonna spread the love around. Chocolate covered strawberry, anyone? The big winner is C3:chocolate caramel coffee. Its dreamy.

And then there's tropical fruit combinations. STRONGO is strawberry banana mango, and I have had glowing praise for it. But there will be pineapple, guava, and mango to make something tasty.

Then for other flavors GOTH will be coming to life with clove ci******es and liquor, and I'm doing something I swore I would never ever do...

Cereal milk.

Sweet cream bed with Froot Loops flavors. Enjoy the bandwagon.

Should you make it this far in the post, thanks for reading. Comment and when we complete the new stuff, we may just have a bottle with your name on it...

10/28/2015

10/25/2015

Word up to all the awesome v**e kids and kiddies joining the page! Gimme some feedback about what sort of content you'd like to see here. Couple things to keep in mind:

CONTESTS- Do people really like, post friends, and do all of this other doo-dah for a bottle of juice? Okay, someone craving a fat high end mod may be excused, but cuhmawn. I'll give things away, but I'll give them to people who contribute rather than a golden ticket rando. Want something for nothing? Engage. Add your two cents. Tell me what your fave flavor or go to gear is. I want to connect here. Let's have some back and forth.

GEAR-I love idiot proof stuff. I started on a mech mod with no idea what I was doing. Luckily I didn't lose a hand in the process, but now my all day is an istick. Tiny, trouble free, and able to run deep subs. I can fire up my Arctic at .2 Ohms or run temp control for dem .15 ni200 coils without doing much more than pressing a button. I have zero interest in running a mech or building coils. I'm not Rip Trippers (Hallowed be thy name). I'm a juice guy, not a gear guy. But if you roll your own, more power to you. I would love to run a dripper just for flavor's sake, but I see that teeny screwdriver and I get the wobblies. I'm a bit of a Luddite. I'm more than willing to listen to your point of view if you can explain it to me. Reach out. Hopefully not with a metal Terminator claw.

PICTURES-I will post my d***y selfies as often as I can smear anti ugly juice on the lens to keep it from cracking. I recommend Aw Hehl Naw brand of deheinfication spray. They keep it behind the counter because easily embarrassed ugh-ohs steal it. Post your own silly, smokey, sublime, and something else photos here too!

FLAVORS- While I won't be quick to share recipes, I'm fascinated by WHY people love this or that, and I want to hear it! I often snark on about everyone and their mixing mutt making cereal milk and strawberry cream flavors. I don't do them for that reason but there seems to be no end to people ponying up for Fruity Pebbles juice. Quick tips, kids: most American fruity cereals are either cherry/lemon or orange/berry profiles. There's a popular flavor called yellow cake that adds the grain flavor. Add a very very VERY small amount of a chem called acetyl pyrazine for more cereal "pop". Layer those on a bed of sweet cream flavor (Capella's is good) and you get a milky mouthfeel along with a nice sweetness. Use maraschino cherry to further mimic artificial "froot". Keep the citrus low unless you like cracking tanks.

Strawberry comes in a handful of varieties. Most of the big boys combine a tarter real berry flavor with a dessert-y sweet berry. Add sweet cream along with whipped cream for exhale mouthfeel.

Boom. Done. I recognize these are great flavors but it's as if everyone in town opened a McDonalds and the new operations responded by opening a McDonalds. At least now I'm seeing non froot cereal flavors. They just opened a Wendy's. How bold.

So anyhoo, thanks for reading, should anyone make it this far. Please, kindly engage. Bring something to the table. Hopefully not froot.