06/13/2026
If you’re a balloon artist, you’ll probably be nodding along to this one!
Somewhere between answering enquiries at midnight, loading the van in the rain, climbing ladders, untangling ribbons, fixing last-minute disasters, and creating designs that took years to master, we still hear…
“Can you just do something quick?”
“It’s only balloons!”
“My cousin can do it cheaper…”
“Can I buy the balloons and you just put them up?”
The truth is, being a balloon artist is part designer, part event stylist, part salesperson, part marketer, part delivery driver, part accountant, and occasionally part magician!
We wouldn’t change it for the world, but we thought we’d have a little fun with some of the things we hear all the time.
How many of these have you heard? Add your favourite in the comments!
