
07/05/2025
🌧️ It’s ugly out, Texas. Let’s not pretend we’re gonna “meal plan” today.
💡 Here’s the play: Order bomb food, stay in sweats, win at life.
This week’s meal prep lineup is 🔥 and the clock’s ticking ⏳
📍Orders close at 12PM sharp TODAY (Saturday)
📦 Meals land on your doorstep Tuesday at 8AM
Here’s what we’re cheffin’ up for y’all:
🍔 Chopped Brisket Sandwich – With pickled jalapeños, brioche bun, mac & cheese, and our house BBQ sauce
🍝 Grilled Chicken Pesto – Chicken thighs + pesto + linguine + garlic bread = happiness
🥙 Smoked Beef Kabobs – 90/10 beef, pita, tzatziki, and cucumber salad with feta
🔥 King Ranch Chicken – Cheesy, creamy, Texan comfort with candy carrots on the side
🌽 Pork Poblano Enchiladas – Smoked pork, fried corn tortillas, poblano sauce, grilled corn, cotija, and fresh pico
No dishes. No drama. No excuses.
Rain or shine, Thin Blue Smokery delivers.
💻 Tap in now 👉 thinbluesmokery.com/store/ols/categories/monthly-meal-prep
You’ve been warned your stomach will hold a grudge if you miss out. 😤