Thin Blue Smokery

10/31/2026

10/30/2026

⚔️ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL… IT’S FLEX IT FRIDAY! 💪😂

The wig is questionable. The commitment is undeniable.

Saving Eternia, getting my workout in, and making sure y’all eat. Just another Friday around here. 🤣

You bring the flex. Thin Blue Smokery brings the POWER BOWLS. 🔥

Drop a 💪 if you grew up watching He-Man!

10/29/2026

You’re looking at the chef, the taste tester, and the brand ambassador. 😁💪

I put the work in at the gym AND in the kitchen so you can spend less time cooking and more time chasing your goals.

Our Power Bowl lineup:

🔥 Smoked Skirt Steak Peppercorn
🔥 Honey Mustard Chicken
🔥 Smoked Turkey Breast with Poblano Crema
🔥 Smoked Carnitas Pork Tenderloin
🔥 Smoked Lemon Herb Chicken

Choose Regular with 4 oz of meat or go Elite with 6 oz of meat and larger portions to fuel your appetite. 💪

Big flavor. Real meals. Ready for your busy week.

Let me handle the meal prep. You handle the reps. 🇺🇸

Order at thinbluesmokery DOT com

10/25/2026

🚨 FRIENDLY REMINDER, TBS FAMILY! 🚨

Y'all are still placing those meal prep orders, and we LOVE the support! 😂❤️ But we want to make sure nobody misses this announcement!

Due to a large catering schedule, we will NOT be preparing or delivering meals this coming Tuesday, October 27th.

🔥 If you've already placed an order or are planning to order, please remember that our next meal prep delivery will be Tuesday, November 3rd!

💪 To our weekly subscribers: Your subscriptions are simply paused for the week. You won't lose any meals or paid weeks, and we'll pick right back up the following Tuesday!

We're not going anywhere! Just juggling a whole lot of BBQ and catering this week! 😂🔥

Seriously, we appreciate every single one of you for keeping Thin Blue Smokery busy. Your continued support means the world to us!

We'll see y'all November 3rd! 🇺🇸❤️

10/23/2026

💪🏾 Happy Flex It Friday, y’all! 🔥

Just a friendly reminder that Thin Blue Smokery meal prep will be taking a little break this coming Tuesday due to a busy catering schedule!

We’ll be back the following week, firing up the smokers and getting those protein packed meals rolling again! 💪🏾🔥

For all our subscribers, your meals are automatically paused, so you won’t miss a thing!

Enjoy your Friday, get those gains in, and we’ll see y’all next week! 💪🏾♥️

10/22/2026

🚨 QUICK UPDATE FROM THIN BLUE SMOKERY! 🚨

Well, y'all have been keeping us BUSY, and we couldn't be more thankful! 🙌🔥

With a heavy catering schedule on our plate, we're going to pause our weekly meal prep service for Tuesday, October 27th.

✅ TO ALL OUR MEAL PREP SUBSCRIBERS: Don't worry! Your subscriptions will automatically be paused for the week. You won't lose any meals or weeks you've already paid for. Everything will pick right back up the following week!

💪 Meal prep deliveries will resume Tuesday, November 3rd!

We're incredibly grateful for everyone supporting our meal preps, catering, and small business. It's because of YOU that we continue to grow and stay busy doing what we love!

Thanks for understanding, and we'll be back in the kitchen cooking up your favorites before you know it! ❤️🔥

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10/17/2026

🔥 NEW LIMITED TIME BEEF VERDE POWER BOWL! 🔥

We've got something new cooking at Thin Blue Smokery, and you're going to want to try this one! 🤤

🥩 Tender, slow braised beef shoulder clod, carefully trimmed to keep it lean, served over fluffy rice with seasoned roasted corn, grilled bell peppers and onions, and our delicious verde sauce on the side!

💪 Estimated macros for our Regular Power Bowl:

🔥 530 Calories

🥩 41g Protein

🍚 64g Carbs

🥑 14g Fat

Whether you're a mom or dad constantly on the go, an athlete fueling your next workout, or someone focused on maintaining muscle while eating healthier, our Power Bowls are designed to make eating right convenient without sacrificing flavor!

✅ High Protein

✅ Moderate Carbs

✅ Controlled Fats

✅ Real Food, Great Flavor!

⏰ ORDERS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL SUNDAY AT 12 PM! Order HERE👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
https://thinbluesmokery.com/

Don't miss out on this limited time Beef Verde Bowl!

🚗 Proudly serving Dripping Springs, Wimberley, and surrounding communities!

🔥 Thin Blue Smokery. Fuel your body. Enjoy your food.

10/16/2026

💪 HEY GLP1 COMMUNITY! THIS ONE'S FOR YOU! 🔥

Losing weight is great, but let's make sure you're keeping that hard earned muscle while you're at it!

At Thin Blue Smokery, we're making it easier to hit your protein goals without spending all day in the kitchen.

🔥 Elite Power Bowls give you 50% more protein portion than our regular Power Bowls! High protein, moderate carbs, and low fat to help fuel your body and support muscle retention.

🌯 Power Burritos for those who need something more substantial, packing around 1,000 calories to help you get those calories and protein in when your appetite isn't cooperating!

Whether you're on a GLP1, trying to build muscle, or just looking to eat better, we've got you covered!

🚗 Fresh meal prep delivered to Dripping Springs, Wimberley, and surrounding areas!

Real food. Serious protein. No boring meal prep!

💪🏾 Order at Thin Blue Smokery
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Who's working on keeping that muscle while dropping the pounds? 👇🔥

10/13/2026

💪 EAT BETTER. SAVE TIME. FUEL YOUR GOALS! 🔥

Your schedule is busy enough. Between work, family, the gym, and everything else life throws at you, the last thing you need is another hour in the kitchen! 😂

That's where Thin Blue Smokery comes in!

Our Power Bowls are built for busy lifestyles, fitness enthusiasts, athletes, and anyone looking for convenient meals without sacrificing flavor!

🥩 HIGH PROTEIN
🍚 MODERATE CARBS
💪 LOW FATS

🔥 REGULAR POWER BOWLS

Perfect for everyday meal prep, portion control, and keeping your nutrition on track!

💪 ELITE ATHLETIC POWER BOWLS

Need more protein to support your training and recovery?

Elite Power Bowls give you 50% more protein portion than our regular Power Bowls!

Whether you're building muscle, leaning out, or just trying to stop making questionable food decisions when you're starving, we've got you covered! 😂

🚨 ORDERS ARE OPEN UNTIL SATURDAY AT 12:00 PM! 👉🏾https://thinbluesmokery.com/

Let us handle the cooking so you can focus on everything else!

🇺🇸 Thin Blue Smokery
Proudly serving Dripping Springs and our surrounding communities!

🔥 Who's getting their meal prep locked in this week?

10/10/2026

🤘 IT'S 10:30 AM AND OU STILL SUCKS! 🤘😂

HAPPY RED RIVER RIVALRY SATURDAY, TEXAS! 🏈🔥

While the Longhorns are getting ready to handle business in Dallas, we're over here at Thin Blue Smokery handling business in the kitchen!

Between catering events, keeping the smokers rolling, and a crazy busy schedule, we've decided to give everyone a little extra time to get those meal prep orders in!

🚨 MEAL PREP ORDERING HAS BEEN EXTENDED UNTIL SUNDAY AT 12:00 PM (NOON)! 🚨

💪 Regular Power Bowls for clean, balanced meals.

🔥 Elite Power Bowls with 50% more protein portion than our regular Power Bowls.

🌯 Our new Power Burritos for those who want something hearty, delicious, and packed with protein!

Real food. Serious protein. Made fresh right here in Texas by people who actually give a damn about what you're eating!

And please don't message us Sunday at 12:15 asking if you can still order. We love y'all, but there's always that one person! 😂

🤘 HOOK 'EM HORNS!

🔥 ORDERS CLOSE SUNDAY AT NOON!

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GOOD FOOD. STRONGER PEOPLE. 💪