08/06/2026
Almost time to get some smoked BBQ
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
CrossFit has abs. BBQ has results.
If your smoker costs more than your first car…
If you’ve ever stood outside at 3:00 AM whispering sweet nothings to a brisket…
If you own six different meat thermometers and trust exactly none of them…
Congratulations.
You’re among your people.
According to completely fabricated—but emotionally accurate—research, every pitmaster eventually evolves:
🌭 Starter Griller
🔥 Amateur Griller
⛽ Propane Griller
🌲 Pellet Griller
🥩 Grill Master
👑 Pit Boss
Let’s be honest…
Nobody walks into a BBQ competition hoping the skinny guy cooked the brisket.
You look for the guy in cargo shorts, worn-out New Balances, and a smoke-stained T-shirt who’s been arguing about oak vs. hickory since breakfast.
That’s your champion.
He’s either about to hand you the greatest bite of brisket you’ve ever had…
…or spend 45 minutes explaining bark formation while your beer gets warm.
Either way…
You listen.
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🍖 READY TO FIND OUT WHO THE REAL PIT BOSSES ARE?
Join us for the 9th Annual Smokin’ the Ute Pass Summit BBQ Contest & Fundraiser!
📅 Sunday, August 16
🔥 Championship BBQ
🍺 Local craft beer
🎸 Live music by Paul Blankenship
👨👩👧👦 Family fun
❤️ Supporting Community Partnership Family Resource Center
🎟️ Only 300 tickets are available.
When they’re gone…
…you’re eating frozen burgers in your driveway wondering where it all went wrong.
🎫 Grab your tickets now:
www.event.gives/cpbbq2026
👇 Comment below with your BBQ Body Type…
And remember…
If you’re offended by this post… you’re probably the guy who boils ribs. 😎🔥🍺
