The Schitt Show

09/25/2026

Opening Night!!!!! Can't wait to see you!!!!!

🩸 $20 OPENING WEEKEND TICKETS ARE HERE! 🩸

The nightmares are waiting… and opening weekend is almost here! 😈🌲

🔥 ONLY $20 PER TICKET!
📅 SEPTEMBER 25 & 26
👹 DARK NIGHTMARES HAUNTED FOREST
🌲 1.2 MILES OF TERROR
💀 35 SCARE ENCOUNTERS
🎭 THE SCHITT SHOW !!!
📍 33100 US-24, Buckner, MO 64016

🎟️ GET YOUR $20 TICKETS NOW!
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Don’t wait until opening night—get your tickets before the $20 opening-weekend deal is gone!

🩸 YOUR NIGHTMARES ARE WHAT OUR DREAMS ARE MADE OF. 🩸

09/22/2026

Can't wait to "cut" it up this haunt season. We're really gonna get a "head" this year! A "razor sharp" thanks to The Crazy Basterds Sideshow and Sideshow Tattoos and Piercings!

09/18/2026

We're Back Baby!!!! Get those tickets now, reserve your place!!! Every Friday and Saturday from September 25th through November 7th!!!
See you soon!!!!!

An event can only be canceled by the venue and/or event organizer. If the venue or event organizer cancels an event, you will be refunded within 4 business days of the event date for your purchase.

09/10/2026

We don't think you'll be brave enough. So, we'll save you a seat at the show.
💀 🤣 🐔 🐥 🤣 💀

09/10/2026

Every weekend in October!!

Sapphíre Skyíe as Tatted not Taylor. Taylor Swift impersonator.

Photo ops, autographed pics, and more!!!

Dark Nightmares
Buckner, MO

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09/09/2026

Messes with your mind...wow!

08/26/2026

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HAUNT and US!!!!!!!

If you think gas, groceries, insurance, labor, and just about everything else has gotten expensive, imagine what the owners of your local haunted attractions are facing.

Haunts aren’t what they were in the 80s. Today’s attractions are incredibly expensive to build, staff, maintain, insure, market, and operate. It’s an extremely risky business driven by owners who are passionate enough to put everything on the line, season after season, to create something special.

And what they’re creating is live entertainment.

Real people. Real sets. Real performances. Real experiences that give families and friends memories they’ll talk about for a lifetime.

This industry only survives if people continue to support it.

So this Halloween season, make haunt hopping a tradition. Don’t visit just one. Find the locally owned haunted attractions around you and experience what each one has created. Every ticket you buy helps keep another haunt alive, another actor performing, another crew building, and another generation discovering the magic of Halloween.

There is plenty of October to go around.

Support your local haunts. Make memories. Keep the spirits alive for future generations.

BUILD. RESPECT. REPEAT.

Dark Nightmares Haunted attraction

08/26/2026

From our Nightmares to our Fantasies to our saturday mornings filled with laughter, you will be missed. Rest Easy, Tim Curry.

05/05/2026

May the Fourth be with you all.

04/28/2026

Still Booking for 2026/2027 Seasons!!!