Burger Schmurger

09/20/2025

Stop staring, wipe that drool off your chin, get in the car, and just come in and order some Schmurger Fries. 🍔+🍟=🤤

09/19/2025

Overheard at the bar …

Her: “I mean, he’s a 10, but he brought me to Burger Schmurger for our first date.”

Friend: “So then, he’s a 12. When’s the wedding?”

(Yes, our bartenders can hear you. Can we cater the wedding?!)

09/15/2025

So we love a great burger (duh) … but we love a great reason to eat them even more. 🍔❤️🤍🖤

Join us Thursday, September 18, 11am-11pm, when we’ll celebrate National Cheeseburger Day by DONATING $1 FOR EVERY BURGER SOLD to the .

Come smash a burger for a great cause!

09/12/2025

Happy hour? I mean … all of them are pretty happy here, but the bossman wanted us to actually pick some. So, come enjoy some deals on the good stuff Monday-Friday until 6pm.

$7 house cocktails
$7 frozen drinks
$7 wine by the glass
$1 off beer

Come get happy with us.

09/08/2025

Can’t get to our restaurant on Buckner? You can still get your fix at High Fives on Henderson!

Schmurger hours are Wednesdays through Sundays, 11am-10pm.

09/07/2025

… the anticipation of the cheese pull is half the fun, no? 🫱———🧀———🫲

09/05/2025

How about a Friday sauce debate?

Eat, marry, dump ………

But we love anarchy, so 10 points to the biggest troll in the comments. Let the bickering begin.

08/31/2025

We’ve started writing down Dave’s (sometimes cringy) burger jokes. We’re sorry that we’re sharing them with you, but y’all have to know what we’re up against.

Did you hear the one about the cheeseburger that got into a fight with the veggie burger?

… it had beef.

🥴

08/28/2025

“Now stay there until I come back for you!”

We keep telling our kitchen they need to treat the burgers better … but old dogs, ya know?

08/26/2025

Show us your Schmurger love by throwing us a vote on Dallas Observer’s Best of Dallas poll! You can vote daily through 9/3, and we’d dig it if you did.

Cast your vote for the 2024 Best of Dallas® Readers’ Choice Poll!

08/17/2025

Been through the menu from top bottom already? Then you better try our Burger of the Month.

August’s BOTM is the Sicario … chorizo, Oaxaca cheese, avocado, jalapeño, grilled pico, and chili-lime aioli.

Let us know how much you love it after you try it. 😏

08/17/2025

Heyyyyy … remember that Dallas Observer thing where we’re up for “Best Burger”? It'd be super dope if you voted for us. (And you can do it every day.)

Cast your vote for the 2024 Best of Dallas® Readers’ Choice Poll!

08/14/2025

So y’all have probably already heard about our new lunch hours, but did you hear about our new lunch SPECIAL?!

Get yourself a Schmurger, fries, and a soda for just $15. And we’ll get it to you fast so you can get back to “work”.

Sooooo ... see you tomorrow?

*For dine-in orders at the Buckner location only.*

08/09/2025

Who’s ready for lunch?!

Our Buckner restaurant is now open *every day* for lunch at 11am … just for y’all. Because we care. 🫶🏼

08/07/2025

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