04/01/2026
🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
After years of requests… we’re finally doing it.
We are now offering Silent Weddings™ 💍
No music.
No speakers.
No DJ.
Just pure… vibes. 😌✨
Guests are encouraged to stand around awkwardly, make small talk, and occasionally clap at random moments.
Our MC will still be there to announce things like:
“Alright, everyone… please imagine your favorite song right now.” 🎶
💸 Packages starting at $899
(Headphones NOT included because… why would they be?)
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Alright alright… April Fools 😅
We’ll stick to PACKED dance floors, real music, and unforgettable parties 🔥
But hey… if you do want a wedding no one will ever forget (for the RIGHT reasons), we’ve got you covered 😉
📅 Now booking 2025 & 2026 weddings!