12/23/2025
🎄🏴☠️ The Sparrow Clause has been activated. 🏴☠️🎄
What happens when Captain Jack Sparrow negotiates a holiday contract with Santa Claus?
You get rum instead of milk, a compass instead of a list, and a Christmas that definitely wasn’t approved by the North Pole.
This isn’t just a costume …it’s a mutiny on Christmas tradition.
A little Jack. A little Santa. A lot of mischief.
If Jack Sparrow disappeared into the holidays…
this is exactly where he’d end up.
Savvy?
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🏴☠️ Comment if Jack Sparrow would survive the North Pole
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