Chef Max LLC

11/16/2025

🥧✨ It’s Buttermilk Pie Season, Y’all! ✨🥧

Listen… if your Thanksgiving table doesn’t have a Baddie’s Buttermilk Pie, we need to fix that immediately. 💕

These pies aren’t just desserts — they’re made-from-scratch love stories.
Every single one starts with:
🥚 Farm-fresh eggs from our hens
🥛 Golden A2 sweet cream uncultured buttermilk
🧈 Real hand churned butter (never margarine, ever.)
🌾 Unbleached flour, pure vanilla, sea salt, and a pinch of southern pride

Each pie is hand-whisked, poured into flaky scratch crusts, and baked golden-brown until that top gets the perfect little crackle — you know the one. 😍

And here’s the best part: we’re delivering FRESH pies all around the Cedar Creek Lake area just in time for Thanksgiving!
If they told you to “just bring a dessert, this is what they meant.

💗 Pre-order now before we sell out — because once they’re gone, they’re gone.

📍 Local pickup + lake-area delivery available
💌 DM to reserve your pie before the ovens fill up!

08/27/2025

08/25/2025

08/20/2025

We’re serving up 4 full-service catering packages for 150 guests at just $3,000. That’s only $20 a head for a feast that will have everyone raving!

🌮 Taco Bar – build-your-own tacos with all the fixings
🍝 Pasta Bar – hearty Italian comfort made for a crowd
🍗 BBQ Buffet – smoked meats & classic Southern sides
🥗 Southern Comfort – homestyle favorites with a touch of Baddie love

Disposable plates, utensils, napkins, setup & delivery INCLUDED.
Customizable, professional, and delicious.
All you gotta do is show up hungry.

💖 We’re booking NOW for fall weddings, corporate events, family reunions, and holiday parties.

08/20/2025

✨🥂 Elevate Your Next Outing with a Luxury Picnic 🥂✨

Imagine this: a stunning tablescape under the open sky, curated bites that taste like pure heaven, and you—not lifting a finger. Whether it’s date night, girls’ day, birthdays, proposals, or just because you deserve it… Baddie’s Luxury Picnics makes ordinary moments unforgettable. 🌸

We provide it all—lush décor, chef-crafted food, comfy seating, and those little details that make people say WOW. All you have to do is show up.

08/19/2025

08/11/2025

Pull up a blanket, y’all — we’re bringing fine dining to the great outdoors!

Our Luxury Picnics aren’t just a meal… they’re an experience. Imagine grazing boards loaded with local cheeses & charcuterie, chilled bubbly in hand, and the prettiest tablescape you’ve ever laid eyes on — all under the open sky.

Whether it’s date night, girls’ day, or “just because,” we handle every little detail so you can sit back, sip, and soak it all in. From fresh farm-to-table flavors to those “Oh my stars!” presentation moments — we’ve got you covered.

Booking now for summer sunsets & fall golden hours.
DM to reserve your spot — and let’s make your picnic Pinterest-perfect.

Because honey, life’s too short for paper plates. 😉

07/23/2025

⚠️ What’s Really Happening on These Farms? It Ain’t What You Think.

North Carolina is home to some of the worst environmental disasters caused by factory pig farms. We’re talkin’ thousands of animals packed into metal buildings, never seeing sunlight, pumped full of antibiotics just to survive the filth. Their waste? It gets flushed into massive open-air pits, then sprayed into the air over nearby communities. And yes — mostly low-income, rural communities. That’s not farming, that’s environmental theft.

But don’t think for a second that it’s just pigs.
The beef and poultry industries are running the same playbook — just changing the animal.

📌 Chickens packed in tight, barely enough room to turn around.
📌 Cattle fed cheap grain in overcrowded feedlots, knee-deep in waste.
📌 Whole rural landscapes destroyed to make room for corporate greed.

This system isn’t about feeding people. It’s about profit at all costs.
Animals suffer. Farmers get trapped in debt. And the land we depend on? Left poisoned and stripped bare.

Let’s fix our plates without breaking our planet. 💪
🩷 Support local. Ask questions. And never settle for food made in a factory.

Aerial view of massive manure lagoons at a North Carolina pig farm – Toxic purple waste pits sit dangerously close to rivers, surrounded by long barns. 
2. Flooded hog-lagoon breach after Hurricane Florence/ Matthew – Photo shows waste spilling across fields and into waterways during flood events. 
3. Open-air sprayfields – Though not shown above, you can find disturbing photos of giant irrigation guns shooting raw manure across crops when you search for “NC hog manure sprayfield violation drone”.

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07/19/2025