The Berlin Pirate; a piece of horrifyingly adorable creations

05/01/2025

The time has come.
I’ve been out of the entertainment game for a while, since a certain infection, but it’s time to come out of retirement. Who needs a pirate?
I’m once again a pirate for hire and minister, because clearly, the world was missing a swashbuckling preacher.
Reach out, tourist season is approaching, and the time is ripe for pirate weddings, and fun photo opportunities!

09/18/2024

Alright folks, my reach may not be huge, but there’s a lot of heart here! This is the page for one of my favorite local events, and I would be incredibly happy if you check them out!

🌊 Ocean Renaissance is an annual event & nonprofit, hosted at the Carousel Hotel in Ocean City, Maryland! Bring your whole crew for a weekend of Merchants, Music, Magic & Mayhem! All profits made each year go towards charities for Ocean Conservation!🌊

10/15/2023

Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married!
Getting back into the swing of things at the chapel housed within the confines of the Maryland renaissance fair!
Come and say hi, Patches will be accompanying me after the ceremony!
A big (and early) congratulations to the bride and groom, more photos to come in due time!