Offstage Sessions

09/14/2026

Three people. A lot of very loud music. One Tuesday night in Baltimore.

Get to know Łaszewo before they take over Nevermore Hall on 9.15.

Tickets at offstagesessions.com

09/13/2026

Baltimore, we went ahead and handled Wednesday for you.

Please present this note to your boss, professor, manager, group project partner, or anyone else expecting productivity after ŁASZEWO on Tuesday.

Unfortunately, cases of Łaszewitis are expected to spike citywide.

Secure your ticket now before you’re the only one healthy enough to show up Wednesday.

ŁASZEWO at Nevermore Hall. Tuesday night.
Tickets at offstagesessions.com

09/11/2026

BALTIMORE, WE’RE MOVING THE PARTY.

Laszewo is officially taking over Nevermore Hall on Tuesday, September 15.

Same night. Same lineup. New home.

All previously purchased tickets remain valid. See you at Nevermore.

09/11/2026

09/10/2026

Crowd was feelin in too 😩😤

09/10/2026

It’s (Ła-zay-woah) . On a Tuesday. And there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

Baltimore, call out sick on Wednesday. Tell your professor your dog ate your homework. Tell your boss you’ve come down with a severe case of Laszewitis. Whatever you need to do.

We’re going up on a school night.

Tickets are moving. The show is moving. No, seriously. We’re moving this thing over to Nevermore Hall

Let’s go.

09/09/2026

This is your warning to start thinking about the costume.

Noizu is taking over Halloween Weekend in Baltimore for one very loud, very late, very packed night.

10/30. See you in the dark. 🩸

09/08/2026

Baltimore Ravers, your Week 1 roster just dropped.

99 OVR selectors. Questionable play calling. Elite crowd control. Absolutely zero salary cap discipline.

Rated O for Offstage.

Off. Stage. Sessions… it’s in the rave.

Good luck to our Baltimore Ravens as they kick off the season this weekend. Baltimore is ready for football 🐦‍⬛