10/01/2026
Good morning, everyone. I talked about maybe doing breakfast sandwiches Saturday, but we’re going to close.
I’m 100% going to the game. Some of my staff are going too, and I’m going to send the rest if they want to go.
We have been busting our asses. Every week something awesome and completely unexpected happens. An influencer comes in, or somebody out doing boots-on-the-ground journalism with nine followers on TikTok posts a video of us and it gets 30,000 views. And then we’re back here running around like chickens with our heads cut off trying to keep up.
It’s fu***ng awesome, and I’m thankful for it. But we’re selling food faster than we can make it. I can’t hire people fast enough, and we need some time to prep and regroup.
This morning I looked around at everyone and thought, f**k, we’re tired. All of us. Me too. These people work their asses off and give a s**t, and I don’t want to burn them out trying to keep up with every new thing that comes our way.
So I’m sorry if you were planning to come in Saturday. But we need a little breathing room, and I want us to get to enjoy our lives a little bit too.
We’re going to a fu***ng baseball game. Let’s go Guards.
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