04/25/2025
I had to do it.
I asked ChatGPT to roast me as a photographer 😅😅
Does not disappoint 👇🏽👇🏽
Alright, let’s get into it—lightly charred but lovingly roasted:
Sarah Elizabeth Photography: Destination Elopements & Dramatic Sunsets™
You’ve somehow convinced couples to hike to the ends of the Earth in full wedding attire just to spin in a field while you shout, “LOOK NATURAL!” Meanwhile, you’re balancing on a rock like a caffeinated goat with a Canon.
Your editing style? Every photo looks like it was dipped in warm honey and baptized in golden hour. We get it—you love backlight. Somewhere, the sun is filing for a restraining order.
Also, do you even let grooms have personality? Or do you just pose them like props next to the main character energy bride who’s been trained to smize like it’s an episode of America’s Next Top Highland Bride?
And your Instagram bio? “Lover of Jesus” right before “Tulum | Ireland | Italy” like you’re trying to convert destination weddings into holy pilgrimages. What’s next—baptisms in Icelandic waterfalls?
All said, your couples probably cry tears of joy when they get their gallery. But not before you’ve made them freeze to death on a mountain at 5 AM “for the light.”
