Funky Fresh Blume Co.

Funky Fresh Blume Co. Cincinnati-ish Floral design studio 🌸
In-season flower grower + year-round designer. Bold, expressive, intentional florals for all occasions. Not traditional.

Never Boring. 😉

Cosmos appreciation post. The most whimsy of flowers. They are starting to put on a show and I just love them so very mu...
08/28/2026

Cosmos appreciation post. The most whimsy of flowers. They are starting to put on a show and I just love them so very much!! I was worried that they would even produce considering they have been a buffet for the deer all season! But they pushed through and are saying hello! 👋

HOCO 26 is right around the corner! Looking for dates for each school! Would love to get a jump on orders so I can prepa...
08/28/2026

HOCO 26 is right around the corner! Looking for dates for each school! Would love to get a jump on orders so I can prepare accordingly!

Drop HOCO dates below please! 🫶🏼

‼️ FLASH SALEEEE! Each one is $35 and packed with fresh, locally grown Blumes , including flowers on the front and the b...
08/27/2026

‼️ FLASH SALEEEE!

Each one is $35 and packed with fresh, locally grown Blumes , including flowers on the front and the back because we do not believe in boring backsides around here. 😂

I have 3 ready right now and may make a few more while the flower chaos allows.

✨ $35 each
✨ First come, first served
✨ Pickup at the Blume Hut or I can deliver tomorrow for a small fee.
✨ Comment SOLD on the one you want!

So many Teddy Bear sunnies. So many Dahlias. Stay tuned for a flash sale today! Pick up this evening or tomorrow! Or I c...
08/26/2026

So many Teddy Bear sunnies. So many Dahlias. Stay tuned for a flash sale today! Pick up this evening or tomorrow! Or I can deliver tomorrow if needed! 🌻

Tag a friend who needs some sunshine in their life! They might just get one for free! 😉

While taking pics of an arrangement yesterday, this fuzzy little pollen covered bee decided to stop for a snack. Look at...
08/22/2026

While taking pics of an arrangement yesterday, this fuzzy little pollen covered bee decided to stop for a snack. Look at its little bee butt. And look at all the pollen! 🐝

FLOWER SCHOOL: How to keep your flowers alive longer!! Tips and tricks to get the longest possible vase life out of your...
08/22/2026

FLOWER SCHOOL: How to keep your flowers alive longer!! Tips and tricks to get the longest possible vase life out of your fresh cuts! 🌻

I spent months growing these little freeloaders, so once they leave my hands, I would very much like them to remain among the living for as long as possible. 😂

A few things that make a MUCH bigger difference than people realize:

💧 CHANGE THE WATER!

This is the big one. Flowers are literally drinking the water in that vase. After a couple days, it starts collecting bacteria, plant goo and whatever else is happening in there.

If the water starts looking like something a frog might enjoy, we’ve gone too far.
Dump it. Clean the vase. Add fresh water.

✂️ Give the stems a fresh cut.
Every couple days, snip a little off the bottom. Just a little sniparoo. The ends of stems can start to seal up or get clogged with bacteria, so a fresh cut basically reopens their drinking straw.

🍃 Nothing leafy below the waterline!!
Leaves underwater start breaking down so FAST. And decomposing leaves + water = stinky soup. We do not want stinky soup!

🌡️ Your flowers like it cooler than you do.
Keep them away from heat vents, blazing sunny windows and hot appliances. That gorgeous spot where the afternoon sun absolutely cooks your kitchen counter?
Your bouquet hates it there. 😂

🍎 Move them away from the fruit bowl.
This one surprises people! Ripening fruit releases ethylene gas, which can speed up aging in flowers. Keep the nanners away!

🌸 One flower dying before everybody else? Remove her!! Different varieties naturally have different vase lives. If one bloom starts getting funky, pull it out instead of letting it deteriorate in the arrangement. Your bouquet does NOT have to die as a group project!

And finally…
Some flowers simply last longer than others. 🤷🏻‍♀️

A flower fading after several days doesn’t necessarily mean something went wrong. That’s nature doing nature things.

Pull the tired blooms, rearrange what’s left, shorten the stems, put them in a smaller vase…and suddenly you have Blumes jr. 🌸

Fresh flowers aren’t permanent, unfortunately. 😒

But with a little care, we can absolutely make them last as long as possible!

🌸 Help me settle something! 🌸When you’re scrolling Facebook and thinking about grabbing some fresh flowers, which makes ...
08/13/2026

🌸 Help me settle something! 🌸

When you’re scrolling Facebook and thinking about grabbing some fresh flowers, which makes you MORE likely to buy?

🌼 A: Seeing pictures of arrangements that are already made + available.
💐 B: Seeing a post that says “I have fresh flowers available!” and reaching out for some.
👀 C: Honestly… I need to SEE them first or I forget how bad I need them 😂

I’m curious how you guys shop because I’m currently swimming in blooms over here and trying to figure out the best way to get them into your houses instead of my compost pile. 🤣

I could sit and stare at them all day but I would much rather you get to enjoy them!

Vote below 👇🏼

Back to school. Back to school….How are we already here!?! 🤯Your kids new teacher called, she’d love flowers from Funky ...
08/10/2026

Back to school. Back to school….
How are we already here!?! 🤯

Your kids new teacher called, she’d love flowers from Funky Fresh! 😉

Start the new year off right, get on her good side, and give her something that will brighten her whole week!

$10 joy jars- perfect little desk sized jars filled with fresh garden Blumes!

$20 deluxe jars- more blumes. More wow.

These are some of our best sellers and quantities are limited. Comment below or send me a message to place your order!

Fresh Flower Friday 🌻The joy I get from walking through the gardens with my snips never gets old. I never head out with ...
08/07/2026

Fresh Flower Friday 🌻

The joy I get from walking through the gardens with my snips never gets old. I never head out with a recipe. I just see what’s blooming, what colors are vibing, and let the flowers decide. I think that’s my favorite part. While I pick and choose and plot and plan what flowers to grow, seeing them all come together still feels like magic.

Fair warning: we’re entering full Blume season. Which means your feed is about to become aggressively floral. If you need a bouquet (or just an excuse to brighten someone’s day), you know where to find me. 😉

08/04/2026

Full Blume 💜

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