10/10/2026
"Hello, Jason. What's happening? Uh… we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports. Did you get the memo?"
Look, we all have days where we’d rather take a crowbar to the office copier than attend another mandatory Zoom sync that could’ve been an email.
Even legendary slashers reach their breaking point under middle management.
Instead of going full Friday the 13th on your coworkers, leave the fluorescent lights behind and take it out on our breakables. Grab a bat, pick your playlist, and smash your quarterly stress to dust.
Clock out and book your smash session here:
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