06/23/2026
‼️‼️Wedding PSA of the Week: Outdoor Weddings Aren’t for Everyone ‼️‼️
We absolutely LOVE outdoor weddings. The sunsets, the trees, the open skies, the natural beauty… there’s just something magical about saying “I do” surrounded by nature.
But let’s have a little reality check.
Outdoor weddings mean… outdoors.
That means ants. Bees. Butterflies. Dragonflies. The occasional curious squirrel. Maybe even a frog that decides your ceremony is worth attending.
If you’re a bride who goes into full panic mode at the sight of an ant, an outdoor wedding may not be your soulmate venue.
Wildlife is unpredictable. Sometimes you get breathtaking photos with deer grazing in the background. Sometimes a bird flies overhead and chooses violence.
Beach brides especially… there is always a non-zero chance someone leaves with bird p**p on their head. Consider it good luck. Or a story for later.
Outdoor weddings also mean pollen. Lots of pollen. If your guests are allergy-prone, kindly remind them to take their Zyrtec, Claritin, Allegra, Benadryl, or whatever keeps them from sneezing through your vows.
And let’s talk footwear.
Those gorgeous 6-inch stilettos look amazing on Pinterest.
They look considerably less amazing when they’re sinking into grass like fence posts.
Outdoor venues are where boots, wedges, flats, and common sense really shine. Plus, if you accidentally step in a hole, boots may save both your ankle and your dignity.
Nature also doesn’t believe in air conditioning.
Spring can be windy.
Summer can be hot.
Fall can be chilly.
And Mother Nature has never once checked your wedding timeline before making plans of her own.
The reward?
Some of the most beautiful ceremonies you’ll ever see.
The trade-off?
You have to share your wedding day with nature.
Thankfully, nature usually RSVPs yes.
