Exquisite Events Management

22/05/2015

IF I WAS THEIF I WAS THE
FOUNDER OF
FACEBOOK *
• No Under 16's.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics
Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 30.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10
Likes Will Be Banned For 3 weeks.
• No N**e Pics.
• No Texting When You In The
Toilet or When You're Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform
Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing
Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends On Your Facebook.
• You're Not Allowed To Have More
Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To
Have An Account and A doctor's
Note (Ebola).
• You can only login after
church on sundays, and if u didn't
go to church, you can't login.
• Wash Your Hands Before
Signing In.
• Then if you mess!
your facebook will automatically
log u out...
FOUNDER OF
FACEBOOK *
• No Under 16's.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics
Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 30.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10
Likes Will Be Banned For 3 weeks.
• No N**e Pics.
• No Texting When You In The
Toilet or When You're Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform
Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing
Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends On Your Facebook.
• You're Not Allowed To Have More
Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To
Have An Account and A doctor's
Note (Ebola).
• You can only login after
church on sundays, and if u didn't
go to church, you can't login.
• Wash Your Hands Before
Signing In.
• Then if you mess!
your facebook will automatically
log u out...

08/05/2015

A man boarded a bus from Kampala to Mbarara.Amidist the journey he realised his wallet was missing. He asked,''Who has my wallet?'' no response. He shouted,''If you don't bring back my wallet,what happened in Uganda in1984 is going to happen again.''Still there was no response. He stood and shouted louder while knocking the seats seriously,''I'm saying,if you don't bring back my wallet, what happened in Uganda in 1984 is going to happen again.''All the people in the bus began trembling in fear saying,''This man is a terrorist,we're dead today.''They even urinated in their trousers and skirts because of fear. A young man seated behind him said,''Mister here is your wallet with every thing in it.''The man pocketed the wallet and remained silent.An old man seated next to him asked,''Mister,what happened in Uganda in 1984?''He answered,''In 1984 they stole my wallet while in the bus with all money in it and i had to foot from Kampala upto the village.'' NICE WEEKEND TO YOU ALL.

03/03/2015

BREAKING NEWS!!!
Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from Ssebagala Nasser Ntege.
It read:-
Dear Sir,
I have some questions to ask.
Namba won) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?
Namba too) There is a 'Start' button but no 'Stop' button, where is it?
Namba thiri) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?
Namba for) There is a recycle bin but... There is no one who comes to collect the bin.
And finally eh personal question:
Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?

25/02/2015

A mother used to cook chicken everyday for her kids bt the kids got fed up
Gal: i'm going to tell mum to stop cooking chicken
Boy: why?
Gal: i have started growing small feathers down there,
Boy: eeeeh, i thought i was the only one
Gal: you too! see mine, they are many! show me yours
Boy: (taking short down) see what mum is doing to us with her chicken daily
Gal: eeeeh! you dont only have feathers, you also have a neck of hen.
Boy: not only a neck. grab down the neck u will feel two eggs. i'm scared am going start laying eggs soon,

11/02/2015

The Toy, a popular 80s movie, was about a spoiled rich white kid who buys a black man (played by Richard Pryor). Now there is a real life story: Wallace Turnquist purchased Ezekiel Akpu-nku from Nigeria as a playmate and servant for this 13-year-old son, Skyler. According to reports, Wallace Turnqui…

09/02/2015

Valentines ask or visit www.exquisiteeventsug.com

Kenyan socialite Huddah Monroe gives some tips on how ladies should handle their men during Valentine’s Day.

09/02/2015

exquisiteeventsug.com

There are several things that make Uganda your holiday destination right from its rich resources, lush and green landscapes, good weather and hospitable people

02/02/2015

We shall always keep you posted

27/01/2015

An unknown signal emitting from space was detected by astronomers live for the first time ever, scientists announced in a journal this month. The radio burst was detected on May 15, 2014 by astronomers in Australia but just reported in the Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society,...

14/01/2015

Let www.exquisiteeventsug.com make that paper for you for the best inf the future... Click Like Comment for more info visit our website.

Hard copy books are just more pleasant to read.

13/01/2015

The Boy Pistorious exquisiteeventsug.com

It was the late 1980s. Martin Pistorious, only 12 years old at the time, was initially hospitalized with what doctors diagnosed as Cryptococci Meningitis. The boy’s condition quickly worsened, ultimately leaving him unable to move or speak. Doctors ended up delivered heartbreaking news to the boy’s…

13/01/2015

We shall bring all that you need in your life Visit www.exquisiteeventsug.com