23/10/2026
I am diligent when it comes to packing my celebrant bag with the required ceremony paperwork.
But... if my brain says "have you got the BDM45? Or have you got the right script, or did you pack both their promises?" no matter where or what I'm doing, I will stop to check. (There was that one time the vows flew off down a bank and I saved them before river entry.
This can happen a number of times on my way to a ceremony venue. After 12 years of being a marriage celebrant, this is my biggest fear and the one I prepare the most for. 📜
Fire... it's unreal the number of nightmares I had about this as a kid to the point a small part of me wonders if I was a witch in a past life. 🧙♀️
Octopus fear is very real... ask me about the time I started crying in the middle of the ocean while my hubby and brother laughed. 🐙
Cars... stay in your lane!!!!
When my son was upset at being teased about his long hair, the rage came so fiercely and quickly with its own Tupac soundtrack!
And yeah... I'm not keen on ghosts. No scary movies. No scary places like Spookers. No scary walks in haunted cemeteries even in the day time. Nope, no way, no thank you.
