27/07/2026
βπ¨ OFFICIAL LOXIES SICK NOTE π¨β
Has your name come up for our Name of the Day free coffee... but work has the audacity to expect you to show up? π±
Don't panic. We've issued an Official Loxies Sick Note.
Simply fill in your name, present it to your boss with complete confidence, and head straight to Loxies to collect your medically prescribed free coffee. π
Disclaimer (the boring but important bit):
This is a joke. Loxies CafΓ© does not recommend skipping work, school, appointments, weddings, court appearances, or any other important life events for a free coffee... no matter how tempting it is. Please only redeem your free coffee if you're genuinely able to make it in. We accept no responsibility if your boss doesn't share our sense of humour. π
Tag someone who'd definitely try using this! ββ€οΈ