03/03/2026
Now for the part youāve all been waiting for, that I may have forgotten about š ooohhh, the suspenseā¦
PART THREE: The Ick List š®
The things weād be happy to never see (or hear) again - all said with love, and just for a laugh*.
ā¢The Borat Impressions: Lads, when did Borat come back into fashion? Please no more āMY WIFEEEā in the middle of speeches. Not gunna lie, it does always get a giggle, but itās been done more times than we can count. Letās leave that one in 2006, yeah?
⢠Wagon Wheel: This one is a personal preference TBH, we beg you, please take it off your playlist, our ears simply canāt take it anymore. We promise there are other songs that get the crowd going! Surely itās time is up?
A bonus ābehind the scenesā Ickā¦
⢠The AI email responses: We all love a little help from our mate ChatGPT, but please stop using the Al prompts to reply to our emails. Iām sure a lot of vendors would agree, admin takes a lot longer than youād think! So getting hit with an AI response makes us think, DID YOU EVEN READ MY EMAIL?
We honestly love hearing your ideas and making a real connection before your big day. We donāt love hearing about the āfantastical, well-presented, satisfying, thoroughly-enjoyable meal for all to enjoyā that you plan on providing for your guests. Like I know thatās not you Bob š just tell us in your own words.
Weād LOVE to hear your wedding day icks - whatās something youāve seen thatās made you go, hmmm š¤
šø beautiful pic thatās absolutely not an Ick