Nickpetizers

14/08/2016

Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits. Good morning fans😀😀😀😀😀😀

17/04/2016

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13/02/2016

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30/11/2015

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26/10/2015

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06/08/2015

Life without love ❤ is like hot-dog without sausage... From NICKPETIZZERS we say a BIG thank you for the massive👍 likes on our page.

27/07/2015

TRUE OR FALSE

13/07/2015

Three University student didn't write an exam because
they did not study. They came up with a plan, got
themselves dirty using grease then went to see the
Dean.
"Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to then exam. We
attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke
down thus we became so dirty as you can see."
The Dean understood and gave them three days to
prepare. After three days they went to the Dean very
ready for the exam because they had studied. The Dean
put them in there separate classes.
There were only four questions in the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married? (25 mks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks)
4. What type of car broke down? (25mks)
Note: Your answers must be the same. Good luck!

17/03/2015

17/03/2015

Isn't this yummy?

11/03/2015

Just cant stop laughing. You've got to read this. A businessman had arranged an important formal dinner party at
his home where they were going to serve stuffed whole baked fish
as the main course. While the guests were eating the appetizer, the cook came to the host and whispered "Please come urgently to the kitchen." The host went to the kitchen where the cook explained that while she was serving the starter, the cat ate a big chunk of the fish which they were going to serve. The host said, "Just fill the hole with stuffing and turn the other side up, nobody will notice."
The fish was served and when they were nearly finished eating, the host was again called to the kitchen. The cook said, "The cat is dead!" The host rushed back to the dinner party and apologized, "Something was wrong with the fish and everyone must have their stomachs pumped out at the hospital." When they came back everything was still fine and the host went to ask the cook, "Where is the cat?"
"Oh," said the chef, "The cat is still by the road where the truck ran it down!"
If you were the businessman what will you do to the cook?

05/03/2015

Have u tasted this before? if yes, what is it called?