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02/09/2014

Akpos attended a church service one
Sunday. He sat
beside a very ugly girl. While
the pastor was preaching he
said, "Tell the person seated
next to you that
he or she is beautiful" Akpos immediately
stood up and the
pastor said, "Where are
you going?" Akpos replied,
"I'm changing
seats, do you want me to lie in
the house of God?"

18/07/2014

For DJ's & Event Organizers Only Get the best
Sound & Music equipments for Street JAMZ,
Carnival,Cooperate events, functions & kiddies
parties. . .Contact Up2 U Entertainment now!!!
Tel: 07030143330.
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30/03/2014

A lost dog strays into a
jungle. A lion sees this from a
distance and says with caution
"this guy looks edible, never seen
his kind before". So the lion
starts rushing towards the dog
with menace. The dog noticed
and starts to panic but as he's
about to run he sees some bones
next to him and gets an idea and
says loudly "mmm...that was
some good lion meat!". The lion
abruptly stops and says"woah!
This guy seems tougher than he
looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey
witnessed everything. Evidently,
the monkey realizes that he can
benefit from this situation by
telling the lion and getting
something in return. So the
monkey proceeds to tell the lion
what really happened and the
lion says angrily "get on my
back,we'll get him together". So
they start rushing back to the
dog. The dog sees them and
realized what happened and
starts to panic even more. He
then gets another idea and
shouts "where the hell is that
monkey!? I told him to bring me
another lion an hour ago." The
lion stopped and ate the monkey
for dinner.
One word for this dog

19/03/2014

Chronicles of Missing things in Nigeria:

Missing Nigerian Ship - According to Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA), a ship, code named MT KEMEPADE was declared missing on September 28, 2011 from the Nigerian side of the Atlantic. A whole ship gone missing!

Missing Nigerian Planes:

Missing Plane 1. According to the NewYork Times article published November 8, 1996, a Boeing 727 Passeger plane flying out of Port Harcourt with 132 passengers and 9 crew members was declared missing

Missing Plane 2. According to several News Media, a Beechcraft 1900D aircraft belonging to Wing Airline was declared missing shortly after take off on March 15, 2008.

Missing Nigerian Space Satellite. According to the BBC Africa News, in November 18th, 2008, a Satellite (NIGCOM SAT 1) that cost Nigeria $250million or (N40 Billion) was declared missing in space a few days after launch!

Missing monies:

$12.2 Billion (N2 Trillion Naira) - According to an exclusive Time magazine article dated Oct 8 2007, $12.2 Billion accrued during the Gulf war oil windfall under the IBB regime is still missing till this day, no one knows where the money went.

$1.18 Billion (N195 Billion Naira) - According to Punch Newspaper dated December 17th, 2012, $1.18billion of Police Pension's Fund under the watch of Dr. Abdulrasheed Maina was declared missing. Maina still flocks with the president, and visits A*o Rock unrestrained. The money? Still missing and yet to be found!

$3.3 Billion (N500 Billion Naira) - According to a publication by Vanguard on December 18th, 2013, $3.3 Billion or N500 Billion or SURE-P funds was declared missing! No one has accounted for that money up till now!

$67 Billion (12 Trillion Naira). Last year (2013) Dr. Oby Ezekewsili, Former Minister of Education and the Former Vice President of World Bank Africa, declared that Former President Yar'adua left $67 billion in Nigeria's excess crude account and it has since gone missing or perhaps squandered by the Jonathan administration.

$5 Billion (N800 Billion Naira). Last year (2013) Governor Rotimi Amaechi in an interview granted to Channels TV during the Nigerian Governor's forum conference in Sokoto, claimed that $5billion from our excess crude account was missing and unaccounted for.

$20 Billion (N3.3 Trillion Naira) . This year, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi declared $20billion to be missing from proceeds of crude oil sales by NNPC.

While successes stories have been recorded in finding the missing plane, ship, maybe not for the satellite, nothing, however, has been heard about these missing monies - over $100billion recorded to have been stolen from one country! Think about this for a moment - Yes - over a $100 Billion (N16.5 Trillion Naira) in a few years! Unfortunately, the bulk of the money has been missing under the watch of the Jonathanians.

13/03/2014

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN
POST AND A NAIJA post on a
thread!
UK....
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I
am from Uk, i
love my husband so much and I
can do Anything to
please him... But recently I am
falling for his
cousin, what should I do?
COMMENTS:
*James silva : I think u need to
talk to your
husband because marriage is all
about
communication.
*Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry
abt that.. Have
been in your shoes before, I had
to wake up and
face the fact that I am married.
*Michael paper :
well just remove your mind from
him and make
your husband do the things you
like in his
cousin..
NAIJA PAGE !
My name is Aminat, i stay in Abuja,
married with a kid, I think I am
falling for my
husband's cousin! No insults oO
COMMENTS:
*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na
food?
*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to
womanhood..
shame on u,
*Idris kunle : Any news about
Missing Aircraft?
*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for
me too, call my
no 0708312455
*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all,
better go find something do with
your life, fall
koor, stand nii
*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb
charger(pin mouth)
*Amaka Achebe : Ur a
pr******te, u need deliverance !
KAI NIGERIANS SMH!
Have a wonderfull evening

06/03/2014

whaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a-aa...!! come and celebrate with me tomorrow is my birthday,the first person that send me a text tomorrow will win a recharge card of one thousand naira ( #1000) any network of your choice...... so let me see those dat truly like me?? my number is 07030143330

Cheers

21/01/2014

Breaking News!!!
Security agencies just alerted that Boko Haram members had successfully gotten hold of code numbers imprinted on recharge cards.
Once u load the cards on ur phones, ur phone wil automatically explode.
Pls when u buy a recharge card, send it to me "first" for proper Verificatn.
Thank you!

14/01/2014

OPEN LETTER TO MTN (Plight of a
customer)
I write this letter with so much
pain.
On January 1st 2012, GEJ
Government took Nigerians by
surprise on New year's day with
their fuel subsidy wahala.
Little did we know you guys
were jealous of the attention we
gave them.
January 1st 2013, we all
celebrated the new year
expecting another surprise from
our president before the end of
the day but alas, nothing
happened.
January 4th 2014, I offered a
recharge card vendor a 200
naira note in exchange for 200
naira worth of MTN airtime but
she returned the money to me
saying I'll need to balance her
extra N20 naira.
I walked up to another vendor
and met same fate. On further
investigations, I found out that
you, MTN had topped an extra 10
naira to your 100, 200 and 400
airtime packages.
Literally, the cost of f**kery
(pardon my bad language) has
increased by ten naira. We have
been told by MTN that the cost of
those tools they have been using
in torturing has risen and as
such, we should pay an extra ten
naira to make up for this.
I am tempted to ask, why the
sudden price increment?
To rid off some customers?
To offer us good service?
Or is MTN broke?
Oh broke? my bad!
Are they not the ones that gave
out an invisible aeroplane to an
eighteen year old female
subscriber a year ago thereby
converting her from a student to
a pilot?
Are they not the ones that usually
give two million naira to a lucky
subscriber daily IF AND ONLY IF
he/she will text WIN NOW to
33314?
Are they not the ones that gave
CHRISTY a toyota camry because
she texted YES to 7070?
Are they not the ones that gave
OGECHI a honda four weeks ago
because she texted WIN NOW to
5014?
What of the N100 that was
deducted from my sim and that
of other innocent subscribers
after MTN informed me via sms
that Nigeria's flag is green, white,
green?
Are they not the ones that
offered us N400 airtime (though
their terrible network didn't let
us utilise the airtime till they took
it back from us two days after)
free of Charge because we
updated our SIM regstratn
details?
Oh God, I could go on and on.
Of course I have every right to
rant. Didn't I mention some
weeks back I am in a serious
relationship with MTN.
Don't even tell me about abusive
relationships. I have had my fair
share with MTN.
I subscribed for a data plan last
week and MTN had the guts to
bind and destroy my network till
my data expired.
Last year, I was walked out of an
exam hall by the supervisor
because my phone rang!
One missed call from 180!
The painful part of everything is,
its difficult to leave them!
Those yellow guys have
hypnotised me.
I can't count the number of times
I've gone to a mobile shop to get
another line but walked out after
thirty minutes with another MTN
sim.
I have it all. The 0803, the 0806
and the 0813 numbers. Three
phones, three MTN lines, silently
praying, hoping, and wishing
one day everything's gonna be
alright.
Oh! Didn't I say that in 2007?
Its been eight long years of
endurance, patience and
tolerance.
MTN were the first to send me a
New Year SMS but not without
taking my ten naira with them. I
paid for spam!
MTN had me googling if I
mistakenly killed the Late Nelson
Mandela.( My number had not
rested because I have refused to
subscribe for Mandela's
callertunez)
I wake up every morning with a
goodmorning sms from MTN N
informing me of my chance to
win N1m before the day is over.
I go to bed every night but not
without my goodnight sms from
MTN N informing me I may not
have been lucky today but
tomorrow is another day.
The days I expect a credit alert
on my phone are the days the
oga behind the 4100 sms falls in
love with my number.
I receive an sms on a weekly
basis informing me of the
current cost of dettol. WTF!!!
Even dettol no longer cares! Why
should I?
I engage in frivolous
conversations and the next thing
I get is an sms from MTN telling
me to subscribe to 33114 to
receive tips on how to get a job.
I think of marriage and the next
thing is an sms telling me to
subscribe...

16/12/2013

WEEWEECHU! (BUSTED)
Akpors & Ekaitte were taking a
romantic walk down the beach
one cool night.
Akpors grabs Ekaitte's hands,
draws her closer to him, kisses
her & says,
"Baby! You know I so much love
you. There's no one here. Its just
us. Let's do WEEWEECHU."
Ekaitte looks around & says,
"My love, I don't want to do
WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold
hands & cuddle." Akpors agrees.
After a while, Akpors asks her
again,
"Oh baby! Please my love! Let's
do WEEWEECHU!"
Ekaitte replies: "Baby'm, don't
rush me. I don't want to do it. I
just want to be wrapped in your
arms."
Akpors calms down.
After a longer while, Akpors can't
hold it any longer.
He says,
"My heartbeat, its not fair oh!
Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since
last year oh!"
Ekaitte reluctantly agrees!.So Akpors immediately grabs
her closer to him, hugs her tight,
brings out the guitar strapped to
his back & they both start
singing:
"WEEWEECHU AMERI CHRISTMAS...
WEEWEECHU AMERI CHRISTMAS...
WEEWEECHU AMERI
CHRISTMAAAAAS.. . ANA A HAPPY
NU YEAR!!!!!"
NTOOOR... See ur dirty minds!
What were u thinking
WEEWEECHU was?
COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON

20/11/2013

Its here!!The x-mas season/End
of the year parties n more..
Thinking of a decent,classy and
entertaining event? Think no
further,Holla Up 2u Entertainment
for . *DJ *MC/
Comedians.*deco r ating*mascot.
*bouncy castles*usherin g*
Icecream. *popcorn* candyfloss..
Fo r wedding*birthda y*
graduation* corporate functions
*reunion
Tel:07030143330
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