24/01/2023
I was eating white rice🍚with stew and enjoying my drink around 4pm🕓. A man entered the restaurant with a brief case💼. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying😢😭. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the💼and gave her #500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness😊😊😊.
I was still watching when another man entered😢😭and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that, he needed💵💰💴to establish his business.
To my surprise... This man brought out #10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira cheque) and he gave the man.🙄🙄
This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake.
I started crying seriously,😭😭😭and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard "Cut! Cut!! Cut!!!.
I turned and saw the director of the movie. He was just laughing at me seriously.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and said, "Chai Madam, nah movie we dey shoot here ooo".🙅🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️
Shame wan k!ll me. Chai!!!
Economy recession no go k!ll person.🤣
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