20/10/2025
No Time to Work Out? Don’t Worry — Hospitals Have Plenty!
So you “don’t have time” to exercise, huh?
But you somehow have plenty of time to queue at the hospital, argue with the pharmacist, and Google “Why does my back hurt for no reason?” every other night. Interesting.
Let’s talk about this little mystery called time — the thing that disappears every time you see a pair of running shoes.
1. If You Don’t Make Time for Exercise, Illness Will Make Time for You
Your body is like a loyal car. If you don’t take it for a spin, it starts acting up — creaking knees, stiff back, and that “I’m too young to feel this old” vibe.
You say you’re too busy to walk for 30 minutes? Fine. Don’t worry. Your doctor will make an appointment for you.
And guess what — the hospital treadmill is more expensive, and you don’t even get to control the speed.
2. The Funny Thing About Exercise: It Doesn’t Need a Gym Membership
People think working out means lifting iron, wearing matching gym outfits, and shouting “one more rep!”
Nah. You can turn everyday life into a workout:
Park a little farther and walk.
Dance while cooking.
Race your kids (you’ll lose, but that’s cardio).
Do squats while brushing your teeth — two minutes of clean teeth and tight glutes!
If you can scroll through TikTok for 45 minutes straight, congratulations — you have time for a 20-minute workout.
3. Exercise is Cheaper Than Medicine
Let’s be honest. You can’t buy health — but you can rent it through exercise.
A 30-minute jog costs zero shillings.
A hospital visit? Minimum 1,000.
A prescription refill? Don’t even ask.
The math is mathing, my friend. Move your body before your body moves you to the emergency room.
4. The Secret: Start Small, Laugh Often
You don’t need to become an athlete overnight. Start with a walk, a stretch, or even dancing to your favorite song.
Make it fun! Exercise isn’t punishment; it’s a thank-you note to your body.
Your future self — with fewer pills, fewer appointments, and more energy — will send you a high-five from the mirror.
5. The Challenge
This week, give your body 30 minutes a day.
No excuses. Just you, some music, and movement.
Because the truth is simple:
If you don’t make time for wellness, you’ll be forced to make time for illness.
So lace up, move a little, laugh a lot — and let your next visit be to the beach, not the hospital.
Hon Gidi Kocha