Dj Swat Ke

11/02/2025

Lovers Night Valentines day Party
Friday 14th February 2025
NICOS LOUNGE SALGAA

Come & enjoy the rhythmic vibes of Afrobeat, Dance-hall, Hip-hop R&B, and Reggaeton from our talented DJs.
Prepare to get enthralled by Dj Swat Ke Vdj Bryo & Mc Yobra electrifying performances as he takes you on a thrilling musical adventure that will leave your spirits soaring high with joy and excitement. Come out early for an amazing experience. 🎶
Free Glass of Wine for the first 10 Ladies
Free Flowers for everyone

08/09/2024

09/08/2024

THE LOVE BE SO FAKE BUT THE HATE BE SO REAL

22/05/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! Danny Santozz, Kelvin Kiplangat, Yõbrå Mtäpélï

17/05/2024

Nimepatana na class prefect wetu tao akichoma mahindi😳😚 akatoroka... Na nilitaka kumuuliza k**a ananunua makaa😔😔😂😅🤣😏

15/05/2024

Baaas sina mengi la kusema thank you very important 🤣🤣🤣

13/05/2024

Wachana na heartbreak💔ushai kosanaa na mtu mwenye angefaa akuje kesho before 2pm💔😂😂😂😂

13/05/2024

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Chelsea need United to beat Newcastle then chelsea win or draw Brighton and win Bournemouth at home to finish 6th.. But United are not trust worthy so Chelsea should win their remaining matches 🥱😂

04/04/2024

ICE COLE. 🧊

25/03/2024

An American was visiting Kenya 🇰🇪 for the first time. So he boarded a taxi 🚖 from Jomo Kenyatta International Airport to his hotel and I was the driver. On our way, the American saw a beautiful building and he asked me, "Burayani, how long did it take to build such a beautiful building?"

I was quick to reply him. I said 7 years, Sir.
The American replied "all for what 😳😳
In my country it will take 7 months to build the same building".

We passed by another huge building, the american asked again, "how many years did it take to build that flat?"
I replied, "Sir 3 years," to my shock again, the American said, "What’s wrong with your people, it takes only 3 months to build the same building in the United States 🇺🇸".

When we reached Kenyatta International Convention Centre, the American was Amazed 😯
He asked, "how long did it take to build such a magnificent structure?"

I just looked at him and said, "Comrade, I don't know because when I passed here in the morning, the building was not there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sitaki ujinga 😂😂😂
Wueeh 🇰🇪
Follow 👉👉 Jordan Guenther

05/02/2024

Can y'all please keep my wife in prayers. She's having a hard time finding me...