Tamu Events

03/05/2026

You travel around the world, excited to experience new places… then boom 💭
You’re served a meal and you’re just there wondering…
Is this a snack or a full meal? 😅
Before you even figure it out, it’s already 6PM and dinner is served, like are guys serious....
Meanwhile, back home you’re used to eating at 10PM like a proper champion of the night 😂
Now the real question hits…
Will this small plate carry me mpaka morning kweli? 🤔
Travel teaches you many things… but adjusting to food portions and timing?
That one needs strong faith ✈️

03/05/2026

You travel around the world, excited to experience new places… then boom 💭
You’re served a meal and you’re just there wondering…
Is this a snack or a full meal? 😅
Before you even figure it out, it’s already 6PM and dinner is done.
Meanwhile, back home you’re used to eating at 10PM like a proper champion of the night 🍛😂
Now the real question hits…
Will this small plate carry me mpaka morning kweli? 🤔
Travel teaches you many things… but adjusting to food portions and timing?
That one needs strong faith 😄✈️

17/04/2026

Sisi wa mwezi iko kwa kona,
Try out the Comrade low budget menu,

The real easy and cheap Comrade menu is simple: Ugali, scrambled eggs, and sukuma wiki.
Hapa uko na starch, protein na vegetable
No stress, no pressure, no soft life budget. Just a plate that understands student life. 😂
When pocket money is low but appetite is high, this combo never disappoints.
Strong enough to survive lectures, assignments, and end month struggles. 💪
Respect to every comrade who has turned these ingredients into a five-star meal.

14/04/2026

How did Jesus and the 12 disciples manage to distribute fish and bread to 5,000 people? +

My friend, try feeding just 100 hungry people today and you’ll understand miracles were real 😅

By the time watu wanaanza kusukumana kwa line, wengine wanacomplain portion ni ndogo, wengine wanataka kuongeza, wengine wamebeba watoto mbele ,wengine ni committee members 😑

Hapo unahitaji Kenya Defence Forces na security ya kutosha kusimamia line! 😂

Moral of the story: Some things were not just management… they were divine power.

05/03/2026

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02/08/2025

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03/05/2025

About the weekend in karatina, nyeri County.
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