31/07/2020
On sunday I made granola bars held together with dates soaked in boiling water and blitzed to a mush.
I also mooned about the place listening to Taylor Swift’s new album (!!), watched Netflix and read the whole internet. It was LOVELY.
Bear with me, I have a point.
Dates grow on a type of palm tree called a Date Palm (try to keep up, I know it’s complicated).
Fossil records show that the Date Palm has existed for at least fifty million years (50,000,000).
this week is that something 50m years old was as nice a part of my Sunday as the shiny new things.
Then I started to wonder how long ago actually is fifty million years?
Fifty. Million. Years. You guys.
Professor Google tells me this is just slightly after the dinosaurs went extinct but still tens of millions of years before there were people.
The first human ancestors existed between five and seven million years ago.
The first people who were anything like us weren’t until around 130,000 years ago.
It may not be until 70,000/30,000 years ago that they started to think and be creative like humans are now (it seems nobody actually has any clue about this really and can’t agree on anything).
Guys, nobody knows when people started being people BUT they’ve/we’ve been eating dates the entire time.
I just happen to think that’s cool. The end.
Thank you, goodnight.
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