16/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: I’VE RETURNED. 🚨
I know, I know… you’ve all been sitting around wondering how you were supposed to survive without me. 😂
Sorry I’ve been a bit absent the last couple of weeks — I’ve been recovering, but thankfully I’m healing well! ❤️ I’m still taking it easy though, so don’t get too excited… I’m not back to full power just yet. 😂
BUT despite my body clearly requesting a permanent duvet day, this week’s quiz is FINISHED and READY TO GO! 🧠🎉
This week, the lovely Elise is hosting again for me, so please give her a big cheer… and absolutely no grief when she reads out a question you don’t know. 😇😂
Although…
👀 I should probably warn you now…
This week’s quiz may be a little trickier than usual.
Yes, I know. How dare I.
You might actually have to think this week.
You might have to use the internet-sized filing cabinet you call a brain.
You might even have to admit that your team captain doesn’t, in fact, know everything. 😏
🕵️ MYSTERY ROUND CLUE
🌺 Mud.
🎖️ Khaki.
🪖 Trenches.
🌺 And one very famous little red flower.
If you get that, congratulations — you’ve earned absolutely nothing. 😂
So get yourselves down, have a fantastic time, support Elise, and enjoy the quiz!
I’ll be recovering at home, judging your scores from afar and pretending I’m not jealous that I’m missing it. 😂❤️
Good luck my teams, missing you all! 🧠🍻
Josh