The Dank Parish present...
THE TOWN HALL
‘I am the saviour of the people and the hero of the poor. From the shadows of my prison cell I have crawled, to prove to you, my people, that I am dedicated to our cause. But this is not a one-way street. Now you must prove yourselves to me’ (Comrade Jose)
Following her capture and imprisonment, Comrade Jose has learnt that the only way to achieve a unif
ied boom town is through power. The Town Hall is dedicated to the implementation of her aims. Only if we pull together as one, under Comrade Jose’s vision, can we achieve what’s best for everyone. YOU WILL SUPPORT COMRADE JOSE
By day... Comrade Jose Commands you to visit the town hall, where a series of loyalist tests will enable each citizen to prove their loyalty to her peaceful vision of BoomTown. All will be free to live the lives they always dreamed of, as long as they prove their dedication. Dank Parish will once again be representing the best interests of the dominant political order.
‘Serve yourself by serving the regime....’
Those sturdy enough to prove their loyalty will receive a stamp on their BoomTown Passport, thereby granting privileges that only the loyal deserve
‘We are all equal, some are more equal than others’
YOU WILL COOPERATE! By Night… Secret Society Illuminati Party…. The puppet masters come out to play... the guys behind the guys, the corrupt and tainted, the propagandists, politicians and perverted pioneers creep out the woodwork for parties of atomic proportions. Will you don your cloak and mask and join us..?
‘Even freedom has its price, feast, my children, feast, until you are fat from the boons of my power’ (Comrade Jose)
