The Monster Pizza Co

15/08/2026

🌊🍕 THE MONSTER PIZZA vs. THE
MONSTER TIDE! 🍕🌊

It’s one of those VERY high tide days! 😳

Today the tide is reaching a whopping 12.39m at 9:30am — so getting the Monster Pizza set up on the beach is going to take a little patience!

We know some of you are waiting for that tide to turn too — kite surfers, swimmers, dog walkers and all our beach lovers — ready to get out there and enjoy the beach! 🏄‍♀️🐕‍🦺🏊‍♂️🌊

We’re aiming to see you at around 10ish… once the tide gives us a little space! 😉

And when you arrive, we’ll be waiting with:

🥖 Freshly made breakfast rolls
☕ Hot & cold drinks
🥞 Freshly made crêpes
🍕 MONSTER PIZZA
❤️ And, as always, a big dose of happiness!
See you on the beach around 10ish! 🌊☀️🍕

14/08/2026

🌊 BE AWARE OF THE TIDE 🌊

I think we were all extremely lucky with the tide while enjoying the spectacular eclipse the night before .- 12 August 2026
Thankfully, it didn't quite reach our feet! 😅

But last night was a different story.

The tide was predicted to reach 12.4 metres, and it certainly didn’t disappoint — it covered the whole beach!

By 7:33 pm, it was coming in fast… really fast! 🌊
We were very glad we decided to leave when we did. It was quite a sight watching the water come in so quickly.

A beautiful evening, but also a good reminder that the sea deserves respect.

Keep an eye on the tide — it can come in quicker than you think! 🌊

14/08/2026
Tide 8:46am 12.38m
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12/08/2026

What a fantastic evening! One of the hottest days of the year, one of the highest tides, and an amazing eclipse night! 🌕✨ What a night to remember!

A huge apology for not having quite enough pizza for everyone. We honestly didn’t expect quite so many hungry people!
We also had some unexpected electricity problems, which made things a little tricky, but we did the very best we could to serve as many people as possible, as quickly as we could.

Thank you all so much for being patient, understanding and supportive. We really appreciate it and look forward to seeing you again another day! ❤️🍕

Hope you don't mind the video.

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12/08/2026

Visit Somerset

12/08/2026

🌑🍕 ECLIPSE NIGHT AT THE MONSTER PIZZA! 🍕🌑

Tonight, the skies are putting on a show… and there’s no better place to enjoy it than The Monster Pizza, Uphill! 🌊✨

Come down, grab a pizza, your favourite drink and settle in for an evening by the coast while we watch the 2026 solar eclipse unfold above us. 🌅🌑

🍕 Great pizza
☕️ Drinks & treats
🌊 Beautiful coastal views
🌑 A pretty spectacular sky show!

Why not make a night of it? Bring your friends, grab a table and enjoy pizza with a side of astronomy! 🚀🍕

📍 The Monster Pizza Co, Uphill BS23 4XY
✨ Tomorrow evening — come and watch the skies with us!

Pizza. Beach. Sunset. Eclipse. What more could you want? 🍕🌊🌑

Remember to bring proper eclipse glasses and never look directly at the Sun without certified solar protection.

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11/08/2026

💙🌊 WE’RE OPEN! 🌊💙

☀️ Beautiful warm day

🌊 Tide coming in after 5 PM

🏖️ Perfect for a beach day out

Looking to escape the busy life for a little while?Or simply fancy some sea, fresh air & sunshine? 💙

We’ve got you covered! 🩵

Come and enjoy the beach while the tide is with us. 🌊✨

🕐 Open until early evening

Depending on how close the tide is coming to us.
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07/08/2026

🌞 GOOD MORNING, FRIDAY! 🌞

The sun is out, the fun is out… FINALLY FRIDAAAY! 🎉🏖️

Perfect day for a drink on the beach — morning or evening, the choice is yours! 🍹☀️
And when hunger calls, we’ve got something for everyone! 😋

🍕 Monster Pizzas
🍔 Delicious Burgers
🌭 Our Favourite Jumbo Hot Dogs
🥞 Giant Crepes for the SWEET TEETH
🍦 Ice Cream & MORE!

So just bring your happiness and your appetite… we’ll take care of the rest! ❤️😋

🌊 ⛱️ ⛵️ High Tide at 13:30pm 9.44m.🌊⛱️

🏖️☀️ Beach vibes, good food, cold drinks and happy faces — what more could you ask for?
Happy Friday, everyone! 🎉🍕🍦🍹

03/08/2026

What a fabulous weekend! 🍕🌊
A huge thank you to everyone who came to see us. It was fantastic to see the beach buzzing all weekend!
The soft sand and the dunes the wind has created made things a little tricky for some, but that's the beauty of being by the sea – nature is always in charge. 😊
As many of you have already worked out, we're closed today and will remain closed and tomorrow due to family commitments We're also expecting to be closed on Wednesday, because of the forecast for strong gusty winds. 🤞 Fingers crossed the forecast changes, but we'll keep you updated.
Thanks again for all your support – we can't wait to see you all again soon! ❤️🍕

We're hopeful the sand will be cleared soon and that the car park will be much easier for everyone to access 😀

01/08/2026

01/08/2026

☀️🌊 Beautiful day, breakfast by the beach... what more could you ask for? 🍳🥓☕

Start your morning the right way with a delicious breakfast and stunning seaside views. Freshly cooked, great coffee, and the perfect way to kick off your day!

Who's joining us this morning? 🌞🍽️

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