10/09/2026
THE SIGN WAS REAL. THE MOVE WASN’T. 😬
Sorry, Taunton.
This began as a slightly daft £102 bit of guerrilla marketing. I stuck a massive Ludacrust logo and a COMING SOON sign on an empty building, intending to leave them there and get people talking.
Someone - quite reasonably - removed them the next day.
With nothing left but the photographs, I posted them online to rescue some sort of return on my investment.
Then more than 61,000 people saw them, and an awful lot of you understandably believed we were actually moving.
Some of my best mates fell for it.
The local paper contacted me.
Even my landlord emailed with what was essentially the professional property-management version of: “WTF?”
That was probably the moment I realised the joke had travelled slightly further than intended.
The response was incredible, though. People congratulated us, welcomed the idea and said they couldn’t wait to visit. I’m genuinely humbled by how much support there is for this strange little pizza joint.
We’re a small team making and serving food we genuinely care about. If we suddenly tried to fill a restaurant of that size, I couldn’t promise that the quality would remain the same.
That doesn’t mean Ludacrust will always be small. It means we’ll only grow when we can do it without watering down what brought people here in the first place.
For now, I’d rather serve 20 people something brilliant than serve 100 people something that isn’t really Ludacrust.
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And no - we’re definitely not moving.
Probably best not to believe any more stickers I put up.