02/09/2026
I’ve got better legs than Betty Grable.
I had a lovely afternoon performing at Brinsworth House yesterday, the Royal Variety Charity’s home for people who have worked in the entertainment industry.
At one point I asked for a volunteer for a mind-reading experiment.
One lady volunteered… Loudly.
With a little help she made her way onto the Ernie Wise Stage, sat down and drew a picture for me to try to read from her mind.
A cat.
Annoyingly, as an ex-Art Director, I have to admit hers was much better than mine.
Afterwards I discovered she’d been a professional tap dancer. Someone later told me she’d once been known for having “better legs than Betty Grable”.
Best of all, she told me she still has her tap shoes and still performs on that very stage in the Brinsworth Christmas shows.
I thought I was inviting a volunteer onto the stage.
Turns out I was inviting a performer back onto it.
Thank you to everyone at Brinsworth House for making me so welcome.