06/09/2022
What’s that? You want to fill your car to the top with camping gear, and have a row with your partner because neither of you can remember where the pole goes *, and then have to pack it all down the next day in the rain with a hangover?
Meanwhile Mark and Lucy next door rocked up with an overnight bag, 2 camping chairs and a bottle of Aperol and set too unpacking their wedding outfits whilst partaking in some Friday daytime drinking **
FOMO sucks. Book a bell tent.
* ‘UP YOUR A**E SIDEWAYS’ is the most likely option.
** we absolutely approve of Friday daytime drinking even though we haven’t done this in the summer for 10 years now. Enjoy your tent. We’re not bitter.