The Dirty Fries Bunker

11/05/2026

Our Last trading day will be Saturday 23rd May. Thank you to all who have supported us but due to a change of circumstances we have decided to close.

12/04/2026

This week we will be closed on Tues 14th April and Thurs 16th April for Staff holidays. Open Wed, Fri & Sat 10am-4pm

08/04/2026

01/04/2026

🍟 Build Your Own Dirty Fries 🍟

No rules. Just how you like it!
Start with our crispy fries, then load them up your way — toppings, sauces, extras… pick any combo from our menu!

Go big, keep it simple, make it messy. Its our fries, your way! 🙌

What are you putting on yours? 👀

Open Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 4pm
At St John's Market

23/03/2026

🔥 WEEKLY DEALS AT The Dirty Fries Bunker 🔥

Starting this week! 10% discount.... Just show your ID card 👍

💥 Tuesday – St John's Market Traders
🎓 Wednesday – Students
🛠Thursday – Steel Workers
🏛 Friday – North Lincs Council Employees

Tuesday - Saturday: Armed Forces / Veterans / Blue Light 💚🪖💙🩺

👉 Same banging dirty fries… just better prices.

03/03/2026

We are closed this week for staff holidays and will reopen on Saturday 7th March at 10am

25/02/2026

🍪 Homemade M&M Cookies 🍪

Freshly baked, soft & loaded with chocolatey goodness 🤤

Only £2.50 each

Available now at The Dirty Fries Bunker 💛

23/02/2026

We are back open tomorrow from 10am!

If you haven't tried us yet, you are missing out!

Open Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 4pm in St John's Market Scunthorpe.

19/02/2026

We are closed Thursday, Friday, Saturday this week. We reopen on Tuesday Morning at 10am.

17/02/2026

💍 Calling all newly engaged couples! 💍

Join us at our Wedding & Events Fayre at Holme Hall Golf Club

Meet industry professionals, gather inspiration, and explore everything you need to plan your perfect day — all in one place. Weddings, Engagement Parties, Birthday Parties, Christenings, Corporate Events.

📅 1st March | ⏰️11am - 3pm | 📍Holme Hall Golf Club ✨ Free entry — all welcome!

Tag all your newly engaged mates 🙌❤️

Register your intrest in attending ⬇️⬇️

https://tinyurl.com/EventsFayreRegistraion

Vendors already confirmed are:
The Soldier's Rest
Chrloumia hair & beauty
Callum Beacock : Photographer
RBF Displays
Starlite Entertainments
The Two Fairy Godmothers - Weddings and Events
Butterfly Creations Cake Studio
Osh Gosh Gowns
Highland Piper - Mark Chesman