27/06/2025
Defo worth a share 😂
Many of our event posts get absolutely hammered by trolls 🧌
Here are the Top 5 Trolling Comments We Get Every Time We Announce ‘An Evening With a Sporting Legend’ along with our responses.
What’s your favourite?
⭐️ 1. “Must be skint…”
Because clearly the only reason anyone would do a public event is to afford name-brand beans again.
⭐️ 2. “If they were in my garden, I’d shut the curtains.”
Strong words from someone whose curtains are probably already closed… to stop the council spotting the inflatable hot tub.
⭐️ 3. “I’d rather stick pins in my eyes.”
Bit extreme, but hey whatever helps you avoid social interaction, Kevin.
⭐️ 4. “I’d rather have an evening with Fred West.”
Nothing says “I need a therapist” like casually ranking serial killers above retired sports stars.
⭐️ 5. “I wouldn’t come if you paid me.”
Cool. We’ll make sure to keep that fiver for someone who still believes in joy.
