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10/07/2025
Defo worth a share 😂
27/06/2025

Defo worth a share 😂

Many of our event posts get absolutely hammered by trolls 🧌

Here are the Top 5 Trolling Comments We Get Every Time We Announce ‘An Evening With a Sporting Legend’ along with our responses.

What’s your favourite?

⭐️ 1. “Must be skint…”

Because clearly the only reason anyone would do a public event is to afford name-brand beans again.

⭐️ 2. “If they were in my garden, I’d shut the curtains.”

Strong words from someone whose curtains are probably already closed… to stop the council spotting the inflatable hot tub.

⭐️ 3. “I’d rather stick pins in my eyes.”

Bit extreme, but hey whatever helps you avoid social interaction, Kevin.

⭐️ 4. “I’d rather have an evening with Fred West.”

Nothing says “I need a therapist” like casually ranking serial killers above retired sports stars.

⭐️ 5. “I wouldn’t come if you paid me.”

Cool. We’ll make sure to keep that fiver for someone who still believes in joy.

12/05/2025
With Superstar Speakers – I just got recognised as one of their top fans! 🎉
11/05/2025

With Superstar Speakers – I just got recognised as one of their top fans! 🎉

10/05/2025

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