Fakeaway - Healthy Frozen Meals

11/07/2022

We have some spares, a great opportunity for you to give us a try at a reduced price.

All meals £2.50 each

Chicken Jambalaya x1
Chicken Tikka x1
Beef Bolognese x 3
Diet Coke Chicken x 1
Liver Bacon and Onions x 1
Spaghetti Carbonara x 1
Szechuan Beef with Noodles x 1
Middle Eastern Sausage Bake x 1
Beef Kheema x 1
Moroccan Beef Pilaf x 1
Quorn Bolognese x 1
Beef Chilli x 1

All meals available right now - message to organise collection. Delivery is £2

For our full menu please see

The Fakeaway Cafe - Frozen home made meals in Rotherham for those attempting to loose weight or maintain a healthy diet.

28/06/2022

Things have been a little crazy in the Fakeaway house recently, renarvations, a wedding and a lot of training for a 70 mile run so forgive me for being so quiet. Rest assured however that we have still been beavering away and providing our customers with our great range of healthy tasty meals.
We have made changes to some meals by adding a side such as the Honey Mustard Chicken now served with brown rice and the Baked Firecracker Chicken now served with wild rice. We have kept the prices the same and we hope we can continue to do this but we are always keeping a cautious eye on our suppliers prices and will only increase prices if we are forced to do so. We are well aware of how much the cost of living has increased dramatically and we don't want to add to the stress.
We do have some stock this week and to re-introduce ourselves we are going to let these go for £2.50 each.

Current Availability

S.W. Beef Chilli x 1
L. C. Moroccan Beef Pilaf x 1
L.C. Chicken Jambalaya x 1
S.W. Sweet & Sour Chicken x 1
S.W. Chicken Tikka x 1
L.C. Middle Eastern Chicken Sausage Bake x 1
S.W. Quorn Bolognese x 1
L.C. Turkey Bolognese x 1
S.W. Pork, Apple & Mustard Casserole x 1
S.W. Chicken in Black Pepper Sauce with noodles x 1
S.W. Szechuan Beef with noodles x 1
S.W. Diet Coke Chicken x 1
S.W. Carbonara x 1
L.C. Beef Keema x 1
S.W. Beef Stew x 1

S.W. Butternut & Pepper Soup x 1 - £1
S.W. Tomato & Basil Soup x 1 - £1

Banana Pudding x 1 - 50p
Tiramisu Pudding x 2 - 50p
Apple Crumble x 2 - 50p
Mississippi Pudding x 1 - 50p

If you would like to purchase any of the above meals please drop us a message via whatsapp if possible - comments on posts can be missed.
First come first served and it is collection only between 3pm & 4pm today. Meals can be reserved for later collection if require and payment is made in advance.
For more information about Fakeaway or to see our full menus pop along to our website www.thefakeawaycafe.co.uk

24/06/2022

Honey Mustard Chicken now with brown rice. Another upgraded meal at no extra price at £3.
Total Kcals 415, Protein 33.1g Carbs 62g Fat 3.1g
Keep a look out for more meal upgrades on our website.
More will be added over the next few weeks.
www.thefakeawaycafe.co.uk

23/06/2022

Brand new on the Fakeaway menu. We have added wild rice to our Baked Firecracker Chicken at no extra cost.
We will be making several changes like this over the summer so do keep an eye out. Our aim is to make our meals as much value for money as we possibly can.
This meal is just £3 and available from our online ordering platform right now. Why not have a browse around.
www.thefakeawaycafe.co.uk

17/01/2022

We have had a bit of a makeover on our ordering page - why not pop over and take a look and see what you think? We would love to hear your feedback.

19/10/2021

We have a number of spares if anyone would like them.

LIver, Bacon & Onions S.W
Beef Chilli S.W
Turkey Bolognaise H.P
Mayflower Chicken Curry S.W
Mayflower Prawn Curry S.W
Chicken Biryani H.P
Tex Mex White Turkey Chilli H.P
Thia Turkey Meatballs H.P
Mustard Chicken & Ham Stew S.W
Quorn Afritada H.P
Sweet potato, chickpea & Spinach Curry S.W
Beef Lasagna S.W

S.W meals listed are £2.75
H.P. meals listed are £3

If you would like any of these meals please do message us. This is a mixed group of high protein meals as well as some SW compatible ones and are labelled as such H.P / S.W

For our full menus please see our website www.thefakeawaycafe.co.uk

The Fakeaway Cafe - Frozen home made meals in Rotherham for those attempting to loose weight or maintain a healthy diet.

23/09/2021

After a very busy week we have several spare meals available of anyone would like them.

1 x Tex Mex White Turkey Chilli
1 x Fajita Filling
1 x Beef Stew
1 x Cottage Pie
1 x Pizza Topped Chicken
1 x Mayflower Prawn Curry
1 x Spiced Beef
1 x Chicken Jambalaya
1 x Mustard Chicken & Ham Stew
2 x Turkey Bolognese
1 x Pea & Ham Soup

For our full menu please see our website or ask for details.

20/07/2021

Fakeaway Big Summer Clearcut all meals just £2

HIGH PROTEIN MEALS

Chicken Afritada x 2
St .Mary's Chicken x 2
Beef & Sweet Potato Stew x 2
Turkey Bolognese x 1
Brazilian Chicken Curry x 1
Filipino Chicken Curry x 1
Moroccan Beef Pilaf x 2
Tex Mex White Turkey Chilli x 2
Frango De Panela x 2
Quorn African x 1
Spicey Black Peppet & Fennel Curry x 1

SW MEALS

Quorn Lasagna x 1
Hamburger Stew x 1
Szechuan Beef & Noodles x 1
Beef Bolognese x 1
Chicken Jalfrezi x 1
Egg Fried Rice x 1 (£1)
Chicken Rogan Josh x 1

All items listed are available for immediate collection up until 8pm Thursday evening.
No further orders will now be processed until after 9th August. You are welcome to put your orders in but please do not enter a delivery or collection date prior to 12th August as it will not be completed until that date at the earliest.
Our full menu can be found at www.thefakeawaycafe.co.uk

We hope you have an amazing summer and will see you in a few weeks time.

Thank you from
The Fakeaway Lady x

19/05/2021

High Protein Meals available for collection today - meals listed £2 each usually £3 - reduced to clear.

Creamy Tuna Pasta x 1
Beef & Sweet Potato Casserole x 1
Turkish Spiced Mince x 1
Chicken Jambalaya x 2
Quorn Chicken Afritada x 1
St Marys Chicken x 2
Tex Mex White Turkey Chilli x 2
Turkey Bolognese x 1
Brazillian Quorn Curry x 1
Spicey Black Pepper & Fennel Curry x 2
Turkey Kheema x 1
Frango De Paenla x 3
Harrisa Haddock Stew x 1
Chicken Afritada x 4
Chicken Balti x 1
Cajun Crusted Salmon x 1
Fillapino Style Chicken Curry x 1

All mals listed above can be reserved for collection later or local delivery on Saturday evening from 4pm - within 3 miles. Payment for these meals must me made in order to secure.

For our full menu please visit our website www.thefakeawaycafe.co.uk

The Fakeaway Cafe - Frozen home made meals in Rotherham for those attempting to loose weight or maintain a healthy diet.

19/05/2021

SW Meals available for collection today - meals listed £2 each - usually £2.75/£3 - reduced to clear

Lasagna x 1
Sweet and Sour Chicken x 2
Egg Fried Rice x 1
Beef Chilli x 1
Chicken Supreme x 1
Chicken in Black Pepper Sauce x 1
Chicken Jalfrezi x 1
Mayflower Chicken x 2
Szechuan Beef & Noodles x 1
Chinese Banquet x 1
Salt & Chilli Chicken x 1

LIsted meals can be reserved for collection later this week or delivery on Saturday (local only within 3 miles - full payment will be required upfront to secure)

Available only whilst stock lasts - for our full menu please see the website www.thefakeawaycafe.co.uk

The Fakeaway Cafe - Frozen home made meals in Rotherham for those attempting to loose weight or maintain a healthy diet.