fast2foto

21/03/2026

We will be focusing on video transfer service from March 2026. If you have any old videos you want to turn to digital message us

15/10/2023

Podcasts. What do you listen to? My top 3 are Diary of a CEO, Mel Robbins, Rami Sethi

I listen to them while doing housework, exercising and sometimes when I’m driving. I’ve also recently got into audio books too. I love reading but have limited time when I’m able to sit and read, so audio is more practical for me currently.

Did you know that my business fast2foto can help you produce and record your own podcast. We have a portable recording studio and will edit the content for you too. We also do video casts too, so you can also film the content. We have great rates too.

Did you know As of December 2022, there are at least 2,999,008 podcasts and 152,596,784 episodes.

That’s a lot of content and this is a platform that more and more businesses are switching too. Do you have a podcast?

09/08/2023

🎥👶 Oh, prepare yourselves for a cuteness overload! 🥰 Click that link and travel back 5 years to witness the magical moment when my kiddos joined forces for the promo video – we're talking epic teamwork, pint-sized style! 🚀👦👧

Time flies, but guess what? Our magic spell hasn't worn off – it's just inflation that's trying to mess with our mojo. 💰✨ But fear not, we're like the wizards of eternal smiles, spreading joy and results with our visual wizardry! 🧙‍♂️📸

Just like that adorable video, our commitment to bringing smiles and nailing the content game remains strong – even if our prices have grown up faster than my children! 😂📈 So join us on this nostalgia trip and let's keep crafting visual wonders that even the cutest kiddos can't compete with! 🎈📷

Breaking news........Fast2foto has competitive rates. [email protected] for more information www.fast2foto.co.uk

08/08/2023

📸🚀 Hold onto your hats, because Fast2foto has been sprinting through the year like a caffeinated cheetah on a mission! ☕🐆 We've been shapeshifting like a chameleon in a kaleidoscope factory 🦎, honing our focus to be sharper than a cat meme's claws. 🐱✨

Picture this: You've got a business, we've got a camera. 📸 But hold up, we're not just about clicking and praying for the best shot. Nah, we're like the architects of visual storytelling 🏛️, building a masterpiece with blueprints and plot twists. 📚🎬 Our mantra? "Thou shalt not shoot without a solid plan!" 🗺️🚫

We're matchmakers of a different kind, folks. 🔍🎯 We're not swiping left or right, but rather diving deep into your brand's Tinder bio to understand your essence. 💑 We're talking research so extensive it's like we're prepping for a trivia showdown against Einstein. 🤯

You know how they say "birds of a feather flock together"? 🐦🐦 Well, we're more like an entire aviary of birds that know how to groove to the same tune. 🎶 We're in sync with your values, your brand's secret handshake, and the kind of vibe you're sending out into the universe. We're like visual telepathic wizards, capturing images that whisper "This is YOUR tribe!" 🧙‍♂️📸

And yes, we know money makes the world go round, but guess what? We're like the savvy spin doctors of budget-fu! 💸💥 We'll make sure your shoot doesn't leave your wallet weeping in the corner. Because let's be real, a content creation adventure shouldn't feel like a heist in progress. 🕵️‍♀️💰

But wait, there's more! We're not just here for the paycheck (although it's nice, we won't lie). We've got standards higher than a giraffe's necktie. 🦒👔 We're all about quality, baby! We're pickier than a toddler in a vegetable aisle 🥦, hand-selecting projects that make our creative hearts race like cheetahs in a 100-meter dash. 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

Now, we're not trying to be the marathon runners of exhaustion here. 🏃‍♂️🛌 We believe in giving our clients the VIP treatment, which means no burnouts and no snooze buttons for our creative mojo. We're like a bottle of champagne – we stay bubbly and effervescent, without any post-party regrets. 🍾🥂

So, if you're up for an adventure that's part comedy show, part business boot camp, and all-around visual brilliance, fasten your seatbelts and join the Fast2foto rollercoaster! 🎢📸 Just remember, this ride comes with an excitement guarantee, a quirky quotient, and a whole lot of "capturing moments like pros" magic. 🎩✨

07/08/2023

📸🤔 "Turning away clients like a bouncer at a business clarity club! 🚫🎉 This week, I played the role of the 'Content Detective' 🕵️‍♂️ as I uncovered a classic case of identity crisis. 🕶️ They wanted headshots for their business, but it seems the compass of their brand was having a coffee break ☕. I could have snapped away and sent them on their merry way, but nope, that's just not my style. 💁‍♂️ I'm like the fairy godparent of visual content, giving them a magical wand of guidance 🪄✨ and sending them off on a quest to discover their marketing mojo. When they're back, all polished and ready with the knowledge and guidance I shared, we'll create content that's like a fine wine – timeless and full of flavor! 🍷🎥 So, while I might be the 'Nope-tographer' for now, I'm making sure my clients hit the bullseye 🎯 with content that's more spot-on than a dalmatian in a polka dot parade! 🐶🎈 "

01/08/2023

🎓 Back-to-School Photoshoot 🎓

Celebrate a new chapter in your children's lives with our annual Back-to-School Photoshoot! 📸✨

Every year, as the summer ends and excitement and anticipation fills the air, we gather to capture the smiles, laughter, and growth of your little ones. 🌟 These cherished memories serve as timeless milestones, marking the progression of their journey through life.

🏫 Why Choose Our Photoshoot?
- Professional Photographers: Our skilled photographers knows how to bring out the best in your children, ensuring every moment is captured beautifully.
- Lasting Memories: Each snapshot freezes a moment in time, allowing you to look back and cherish their growth year after year.

📆 Reserve Your Spot Now!
Don't miss this fantastic opportunity to preserve the magic of the back-to-school season. Limited slots available!

📧 Email us at [email protected]
📞 Call 01634 394258

🗓️ Date: various dates available during the summer
📍 Location: your home or on location

Join us in capturing these precious moments as your children embark on a new academic year. See you there! 🎒🚌📚

Photos of my two children over the years…I can’t wait for this years, we have some funny ideas to try.

26/07/2023

📸 Unmissable Headshot Photoshoot Offers! 📸

Capture your professional image and save BIG with our exclusive deals! 🤩 Limited time only, so act fast!

🎯 Offer 1: Calling all business owners! 🎯
Book a headshot photoshoot and SAVE £70! 💰 Sign up for our £15 per month subscription to avail this amazing offer! 📅 Don't miss out on projecting the best version of yourself!

👥 Offer 2: Team Headshots, the Ultimate Deal! 👥
Gather your team of up to 5 and SAVE a staggering £260! 💸 Subscribe to our £20 per month plan for this fantastic offer! Perfect for showcasing your united and professional front.

👔 Offer 3: Unite Your Bigger Team in Style! 👔
Teams of up to 12 SAVE an incredible £440! 💎 Grab this opportunity with our £30 per month subscription plan and elevate your team's image.

Hurry, these offers won't last long! ⏳ To know more or book your shoot, email us at [email protected]. 📧

📝 Terms and conditions apply. Offers subject to availability. Reach out for further details.

Don't let this chance slip away! 🔥 Get picture-perfect headshots and elevate your professional presence with Fast2Foto today! 📸💼

12/07/2023

Golden hour photoshoots at Leybourne Lakes this summer. Just pack a picnic, bring the family and have a fabulous photoshoot with fast2foto. 8 slots available and we are flexible on the dates,photo shoots are from 6pm. Email [email protected] for more information

12/07/2023

Just releasing 10 family shoot sessions over the holidays.

How does this sound…. You arrange a family picnic at Leybourne Lakes for 5:30pm shoot starts at 6pm (the start of golden hour) and finishes at 7pm, you then have 1 hour of playtime in the park before it shuts.

Price is £150 and all images included (batch edited).

Email [email protected] to express an interest. Only 10 slots available so once they have gone they are gone. £50 deposit due at the point of booking, remaining balance due on the day of the shoot.

25/06/2023

STOP BLOWING BUBBLES!!! ha ha ha

"Attention, business owners! Feeling like your marketing efforts have hit a dead end? Let's revive your brand and pump some life into your social media presence! As a photographer and videographer specialising in commercial content, I'm here to help you stand out from the competition and attract more clients. Plus, let's be real, your business deserves better than low-res, blurry photos taken on a phone. Let's capture your business's true essence and unleash it on the interwebs! DM me to see how we can grow your business together 📸🚀