03/03/2025
Landlord Regrets Curry Night Silent Disco After Fart-Fest Chaos.
A pub in Cornwall, regrets holding a Silent Disco Curry Night after staff claim that customers wearing headphones couldn't hear themselves farting out loud. By the end of the night, two staff members quit, and three went home sick.
Glass collector, Jess, of the Lounge Bar in Camborne, Cornwall, said, "It was gross. Customers had headphones on and thought they were only letting out silent farts. It was funny at first, but when the Cha Cha Slide came on, all hell broke loose. Everyone was following the dance instructions, and when the lyrics said, 'One hop this time,' the whole crowd jumped in the air and simultaneously farted.
It was beastly. The air was warm, thick, and oily, and smelt like a mixture of gone-off curry and farts, which coated your tongue every time you opened your mouth!
And that wasn't the worst part. At one point, a big middle-aged man with a moustache looked me in the eye, like a baby taking a dump in his nappy, and he literally released three ginormous, wet, muffled farts to the 'Bum Bum Bummm!' part of Neil Diamond's 'Sweet Caroline,' and oh my goodness, did he look proud, thinking nobody heard him! Everyone without headphones heard him, and I bet half of Devon and Cornwall heard him too! The dirty, dirty bu**er! And that was it, enough was enough, I walked out and quit!"
While pub landlord Dean Berry regrets that staff walked out, he plans to hold another silent disco for his chili night.
Do you think quitting the job was over the top?