31/08/2026
🚨🦷 URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM GRANNY MULLETS 🦷🚨
THE WISDOM TOOTH HAS DECLARED WAR.
And unfortunately… the wisdom tooth is winning. 😭😂
Granny Mullets will sadly be CLOSED TODAY because I’ve been absolutely floored by the most horrific toothache from my wisdom teeth.
I genuinely tried to convince myself I could battle through it… but when you’re questioning your entire existence before 7am, serving bacon rolls probably isn’t the best idea. 🫠😂
So, after a very reluctant surrender, I’ve had to admit defeat and close the doors for today. 😭
I’m SO sorry to everyone who was planning on popping in for their breakfast, coffee or sweet treat today. ❤️
Hopefully I can get this angry little bastard of a tooth sorted ASAP and return to normal service before it completely ruins my life. 😂🦷
Thank you for understanding ❤️
And please enjoy a bacon roll on my behalf because I definitely bloody can’t. 😂
Jodie x
GRANNY MULLETS