07/08/2026
Apparently, this is a perfectly normal career.
This week’s evidence includes:
~parcels containing old bras, handcuffs and photos of elderly underwear.
~clients posting me jam, creepy porcelain dolls and tins of ginger mints (all for entirely legitimate work reasons).
~weddings in ruined castles, deserts and anywhere else that sounds like the setting of a fantasy or sci-fi novel.
Being an alternative bridal and costume designer means my postie has probs got questions.
If you’re after a traditional white wedding dress… I’m probably not your person.
But if your Pinterest board contains colourful wedding dresses, gothic bridal, steampunk gowns, fantasy dresses, sentimental details, recycled materials and the sort of ideas that begin with “this might sound a bit weird, but…”…
…we’re probably going to get on SWIMMINGLY.
Alternative bridal designer in Oxfordshire, UK. Bespoke wedding dresses, couture costumes and commissions shipped worldwide.
The set of these I posted to Instagram the other day did quite well, so here’s another. I wonder how many more of these I can come up with/ how silly they’ll get if I keep going…!