Painless Parties

Painless Parties Painless Parties was founded in 2002 by Nick Painless to host and participate in events throughout the UK and beyond

Painless Parties was founded in 2002 by Nick Painless to host events in England, Scotland, Wales and the rest of the known universe

These events come in two main forms, the first of which is the Boiler Room which consist of live bands with a heavy metal soundtrack played by Nick himself. The second is The Black Cat and Top Hat which are burlesque and cabaret shows which have a dark twist to thei

r nature

Over the years Painless Parties has had great levels of success from playing DJ slots at various venues such as The Purple Turtle and Club Anti-Christ both in London, Whitby Gothic Festival and the now sadly departed TJ’s which was in Newport, Wales

DJ work isn’t the only thing that Painless Parties has tapped into over the years as Nick has appeared on BBC 3’s Snog, Marry, Avoid where he taught P.O.D a lesson or two. He was also requested to appear on ITV’s Britain’s Got Talent where he performed several demonstrations from his circus side show Organ Grinder

If you are feeling brave enough you can even hire Painless Parties to perform at your wedding, funeral or other private function of your choosing

20/07/2025

The last Boiler Room event at Coburgs was still rocking at 3am. Will this one be just as good, or even better?

Kicking off the evening’s entertainment will be Audio Ghosts in the front bar from 9pm

Then, at 11 PM, the award-winning Nick Painless from Painless Parties will take over the turntables in the back bar, spinning only the finest rock, heavy metal, and alternative anthems, just like in the good old days

If that weren't enough, enjoy a Buy One Get One Free drinks deal running from 7 to 10pm

7pm until late
Free Entry
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

Coburgs
70 Union Street
Ryde
Isle of Wight
PO33 2LN

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or https://fb.me/e/5gBsNhqou

19/07/2025

** August 2025 Dates **

Friday 1st – Coburgs, Ryde I.O.W
Friday 15th – Caulkheads, Sandown, I.O.W
Saturday 16th – The Prince of Wales, Newport, I.O.W
Friday 22nd – The Blenheim, Ventnor, I.O.W
Saturday 23rd – The Old Comical, Sandown, I.O.W
Sunday 24th – The Falcon, Shanklin, I.O.W

Expect the classic anthems, and dance floor fillers which you know and love from the 70's, 80's, 90's and the 00's

These fine tunes are brought to you via a state of the art Italian PA system which is capable of producing 4200 watts

This experience is finished off by a light show and a touch of atmospheric fog

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk

Tonight: Live and Loud for Your Listening PleasureWe know the poster says Saturday, but we assure you the event is happe...
18/07/2025

Tonight: Live and Loud for Your Listening Pleasure

We know the poster says Saturday, but we assure you the event is happening this evening, Friday, July 18th.

Join us for a night of classic hits from the 70s, 80s, 90s, and 00s!

While you're here, why not try one of our cocktails from the menu, or enjoy 4 shots for just £10?

Who will I see at the bar tonight?

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains timeless.

Get ready for classic anthems and dance floor favourites from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s.

These fantastic tunes are delivered through a state-of-the-art Italian PA system capable of producing 4,200 watts.

The experience is enhanced by an impressive light show and a touch of atmospheric fog.

So why not join us for a night hosted by the award-winning Nick Painless of Painless Parties.

8pm until late
Free Entry
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

The Blenheim
9 High St,
Ventnor,
Isle of Wight,
PO38 1RY

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or https://fb.me/e/5FiGjNJoh

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains ti...
18/07/2025

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains timeless.

Anticipate the best of Motown, soul, and rhythm and blues from the 1950s, 1960s, and 1970s, blended with elements of ska and funk for added enjoyment.

These fantastic tunes are delivered through a state-of-the-art Italian PA system capable of producing 4,200 watts.

The experience is enhanced by an impressive light show and a touch of atmospheric fog.

So why not join us for a night hosted by the award-winning Nick Painless of Painless Parties.

8pm until late
Free Entry
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

The Falcon
50 Regent St,
Shanklin,
Isle of Wight,
PO37 7AE

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or click the attached link

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains ti...
17/07/2025

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains timeless.

Anticipate the best of Motown, soul, and rhythm and blues from the 1950s, 1960s, and 1970s, blended with elements of ska and funk for added enjoyment.

These fantastic tunes are delivered through a state-of-the-art Italian PA system capable of producing 4,200 watts.

The experience is enhanced by an impressive light show and a touch of atmospheric fog.

So why not join us for a night hosted by the award-winning Nick Painless of Painless Parties.

8pm until late
Free Entry
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

The Old Comical
15 St John's Rd,
Sandown,
Isle of Wight,
PO36 8ES

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or click the attached link

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains ti...
16/07/2025

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains timeless.

Anticipate the best of Motown, soul, and rhythm and blues from the 1950s, 1960s, and 1970s, blended with elements of ska and funk for added enjoyment.

These fantastic tunes are delivered through a state-of-the-art Italian PA system capable of producing 4,200 watts.

The experience is enhanced by an impressive light show and a touch of atmospheric fog.

So why not join us for a night hosted by the award-winning Nick Painless of Painless Parties.

8pm until late
Free Entry
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

The Blenheim
9 High St,
Ventnor,
Isle of Wight,
PO38 1RY

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or see the link below

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains ti...
15/07/2025

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains timeless.

Get ready for classic anthems and dance floor favourites from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s.

These fantastic tunes are delivered through a state-of-the-art Italian PA system capable of producing 4,200 watts.

The experience is enhanced by an impressive light show and a touch of atmospheric fog.

So why not join us for a night hosted by the award-winning Nick Painless of Painless Parties.

8pm until late
Free Entry
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

The Prince of Wales
36 South Street,
Newport,
Isle of Wight,
PO30 1JE

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or https://fb.me/e/3u2Rm3ZsO

14/07/2025

For those who may not have been paying attention:

When hosting my events, I will not to play any tracks by bands or artists connected in any way to the following crimes: r*pe, s*xual as*ault, or the gr*oming and s*xual a*use of ch*ldren.

This is a personal decision, as I do not wish to promote individuals who have committed such disgusting and unforgivable acts by playing their music.

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains ti...
14/07/2025

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains timeless.

Get ready for classic anthems and dance floor favourites from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s.

These fantastic tunes are delivered through a state-of-the-art Italian PA system capable of producing 4,200 watts.

The experience is enhanced by an impressive light show and a touch of atmospheric fog.

So why not join us for a night hosted by the award-winning Nick Painless of Painless Parties.

9pm until late
Free Entry
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

Caulkheads
42-44 Avenue Rd,
Sandown,
Isle of Wight,
PO36 8AY

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or https://fb.me/e/90cR9ENNz

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